- Nov 07, 2020
Marriage Quotes
Honest, sometimes funny, thoughts on staying married.
These marriage quotes skip the greeting-card tone in favor of something more candid — one compares divorcing without love to marrying only for it, another turns the wedding vow itself into a punchline. For a lighter spin on the topic, try Jokes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
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- Nov 07, 2020
He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Marriage is the mother of the world. It preserves kingdoms, and fills cities and churches, and heaven itself.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't want to get into a debate. I have never talked about my first marriage for that reason. I don't think it would be fair to my daughter. I don't think it would be fair to my second wife. That's the past.
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- Nov 07, 2020
My parents divorced when I was 3 years old. They had a lounge act in Las Vegas, where I was born. The band broke up and the marriage dissolved, and my mother, my sister and I moved to Southern California. And I didn't see my dad a lot growing up; he was on the road a lot. I'd see him every couple years.
- Nov 07, 2020
Marriage is amazing.
- Person
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- Nov 07, 2020
Marriage is amazing, and I wish every person on this planet to have a blissful marriage.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't have this fantasy about marriage anymore. Everyone says it takes hard work. Well, it kind of does - and I'm much more pragmatic about romance than I used to be.
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- Nov 07, 2020
The rule with marriage is the less you talk about it the better, as far as I can tell.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Only with our government are you given a certificate at birth, a license at marriage, and a bill at death.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was obsessed with The Who. I would have accepted a marriage proposal from Roger Daltrey on the spot. I went to all of their shows in San Francisco and some in L.A. That was as close as I got to being a groupie.
- Groom
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard.
- Mind
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- Nov 07, 2020
Marriage Asian-style is practical, contractual and, to the western mind, deeply unromantic.
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- Nov 07, 2020
The death of anti-gay hate speech is no doubt being hastened by the head-spinning speed with which gays as a group - to say nothing of gay marriage - are becoming an unremarkable and even quite traditional parts of American life.
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- Nov 07, 2020
We are seeing people of faith being attacked, discriminated against, and losing their jobs because they are speaking out on the marriage issue.
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- Nov 07, 2020