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Last Updated on May 30, 2021

People
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Nov 07, 2020

I thought that when you have more success that you'd feel more buoyed or feel more confident. But in fact my brain has the gift of switching it around and saying, 'Now people are expecting something. Now you're really going to let people down.'

Joke
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Nov 07, 2020

I have a comic character - my sister said that I'm the victim of every joke I tell.

Exponentially
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Nov 07, 2020

My mom always does this thing where, the closer I get to home, the more she calls. 'Hey, listen, how's your plane? Did you land? Are you landing? Sweetie. Listen. We want to... ' The anxiety amps up exponentially as I get closer, and then I can't get out fast enough.

Nov 07, 2020

My mom doesn't post on Facebook, but she'll tell anyone within about the first five minutes of meeting them about my sister and I, in whatever way she can.

Cards
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Nov 07, 2020

My dad actually had business cards made up with my sister's website and my website and all of our information. And he hands them out to people he meets.

Person
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Nov 07, 2020

I've been stopped a few times by people who want to say, 'Hi.' But I'm an introverted person, and the idea that I'd have to talk to people all the time seems a little overwhelming.

People
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Nov 07, 2020

I think I, like a lot of people, have that type of brain where I find it interesting or fulfilling to worry about something.

Nov 07, 2020

I think you can lose yourself in any creative activity - if you enjoy your job or enjoy a task, you can lose yourself in that.

Mental
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Nov 07, 2020

People get really irritated by mental illness.

Nov 07, 2020

My dad has some depressive issues, and he's really tough on himself. So sometimes he can say things that are not super supportive. Like once I did a set, and he says, 'Sheesh, no wonder you're still single.' I was like, 'Eight ball, corner pocket, dad.'

People
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Nov 07, 2020

When I'm up on stage and do a joke, half the people interpret it one way and half of them interpret it the way I want them to.

Live
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Nov 07, 2020

Get out of your house and go see some live performance, for God's sake. There are people creating things just outside your window.

Myself
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Nov 07, 2020

I never really thought of myself as depressed so much as paralyzed by hope.

Listening
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Nov 07, 2020

I find it creatively satisfying to write material and say it out loud in a public place, whether or not anyone's listening.

Hearing
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Nov 07, 2020

Schizophrenia is hearing voices, not doing voices.

Because
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Nov 07, 2020

I have a hard time with interviews, because I'd rather hear about the interviewer.

Irritating
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Nov 07, 2020

I express things through characters because I have a fear that my own voice is irritating because that's been said to me.

Know
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Nov 07, 2020

I have received more fulfillment and adulation than I would ever know what to do with in terms of show business.

Family
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Nov 07, 2020

Some of my friends and family have tried to challenge me to do jokes that aren't as self-deprecating, where I genuinely express my own opinion in my own voice.

Love
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Nov 07, 2020

I love festivals because they seem like more of an artsy, supportive attitude - which benefits a more theatrical performer sometimes with having theater and other non-club venues, as well as the audience being filled with other artists. It's nice to be with other comics, as usually at other road gigs, I'm solo for the most part.

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