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- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
A great benefit of having parents in the same profession is if I do have a terrible audition story, I can call them up, and we can laugh about it because they get it. That's always been a great therapeutic outlet.
- Hair
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I was young, I had this feeling that there was this handbook that I had never gotten that explained how to be, how to laugh, what to wear, how to stand by yourself in the hallway. Everyone looked so natural - like they all practiced and knew exactly what to do - even the way they pushed their hair out of their face.
- Nov 07, 2020
I think if aliens came to Earth, we would laugh. If there was an alien technology, we would laugh.
- Haters
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- Nov 07, 2020
There are always going to be your supporters, and then there are going to be haters. I kind of laugh at them.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
'Big Bang Theory' is not my kind of show. It's not my humor. I don't like multicam comedies. I don't want an audience to tell me when to laugh.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
In fifth grade, we had to write a story and read it in front of the class. When I read mine out, the class were just belly laughing. And I remember being like, 'This is the coolest!' So I want to dedicate my life to trying to make people laugh. I can't imagine doing anything else.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think comedy does have that powerful thing that doesn't seem too preachy because you're also making people laugh, so it's really kind of a good tool for messaging.
- Bad
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- Nov 07, 2020
It is very important as a human being to be able to laugh at yourself and circumstances and particularly as a Christian. We have to know that good times don't last always and bad times don't last always.
- Person
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- Nov 07, 2020
My friends always laugh because I'm the kind of person who bought the Brooks Brothers school skirt, even though it's not my school's uniform skirt, but just because I liked it. I'm a knee-high socks kind of person.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like poems where you don't really know whether to laugh or cry when you read them.
- More
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- Nov 07, 2020
Men need to laugh more.
- Hill
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- Nov 07, 2020
When the green woods laugh with the voice of joy, And the dimpling stream runs laughing by; When the air does laugh with our merry wit, And the green hill laughs with the noise of it.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
- Happy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I had a director who told me a story about a fan who had commented on how nice it was to see her sister laughing and how happy the show made her. I like to make people happy and make them laugh.
- Kind
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm kind of emotionally dyslexic, and when I feel vulnerable or nervous, I laugh.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I took an acting class. After the first day, the teacher quit, so they said take another. When I saw 'How to be a Stand-up Comedian,' it resonated. I realized I'd rather make 200 people laugh than make one person cry.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I want to make someone laugh in real life (as opposed to when I'm on stage where I tell one-liners), I tend to do prop comedy. For example, if I'm at the supermarket with my husband, I might put 16 bags of marshmallows in our cart when he's not looking, or if I'm trying to make a kid smile, I'll put my glasses on crooked.
- Make
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have to laugh internally when I'm asked in interviews what nightspots I like to hit. I just don't have answers... so sometimes I make them up.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
There is some humour in 'Family Values.' I don't want everyone to think it's not going to make them laugh. But there are quite a lot of poems there that aren't funny at all.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
Laughter is the valve on the pressure cooker of life. Either you laugh and suffer, or you got your beans or brains on the ceiling.
- Feel
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- Nov 07, 2020
'Friends' played in this territory of being funny, and then also just grabbing your heart. And not afraid of that. It was a comedic soap opera. Not being afraid to have an audience feel something, laugh and cry, was quite extraordinary and quite wonderful.
- Nothing
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- Nov 07, 2020
A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
My mother used to push 'Wuthering Heights' on me as a boy, and I sensed from her breathy description of the story that it would make me laugh. I have no plans to find out if this is true.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
My original name was Juaquin, and my cousin couldn't pronounce my name right. So he'd just be saying 'Waka! Waka!' So when I was younger, I used to always laugh, then my man Gucci gave me the rest of the name.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am a comedian: that means I laugh at things other people don't laugh at and also annoys my wife sometimes.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Comedy is much more difficult than tragedy-and a much better training, I think. It's much easier to make people cry than to make them laugh.
- Nov 07, 2020
If you go to see a film with a woman you love, then even if the film is bad, you can hold hands and laugh at it.
- Nov 07, 2020
Women do come up to me after a show, but it's usually to say, 'Yhank you for making us laugh,' and all that.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Chennai is one of the scariest crowds to face. Everyone looks so conservative, but once you crack the first joke, they are so appreciatively loud that they will hit you with a laugh that will scare you stiff and yet give you energy. Chennaiites give me the loudest laughs; it's the coolest crowd to perform for.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't know how to troll people, but there are many out there talking with that intent. I just write something funny that would make people laugh.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's grueling never knowing if the audience is going to think you're funny. It's soul-destroying when they don't laugh.
- Political
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am not with any political party. I laugh at media reports of my entering politics.
- Got
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I said I was going to audition for a film, I got a hearty laugh from all my family.
- First Thing
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- Nov 07, 2020
The first thing I read was of my character on the phone talking to Sydney's fiance. Though short, it was so beautifully written, and it made me laugh. I thought if I wanted to play a character, this would be it.
- Most
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- Nov 07, 2020
What I really enjoy the most is seeing what the crowd likes. I enjoy making people laugh.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dream role would be a role that is entertaining and 'massy,' and it should be able to make people laugh and cry and make the audience scared of me and then make them fall in love with me again.
- Nov 07, 2020
Sometimes people don’t want to laugh because it’s wrong to laugh at their own establishment.
- Looking
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- Nov 07, 2020
Anyone who takes himself too seriously always runs the risk of looking ridiculous; anyone who can consistently laugh at himself does not.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
It is true that if you hear our music described, it sounds unappealing. I used to laugh and agree with people when they said it didn't make any sense.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
The first purpose of comedy is to make people laugh. Anything deeper is a bonus. Some comedians want to make people laugh and make them think about socially relevant issues, but comedy, by the very nature of the word, is to make people laugh. If people aren't laughing, it's not comedy. It's as simple as that.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Whenever something happens that makes me laugh or if I remember something in the middle of the night that I want to share, I jot the experience down.
- King
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was in my first play when I was 6. My older sister was in a high-school production of 'The King and I.' They needed children for a scene, so she brought me in. I had a costume and a couple of serious lines that got a laugh. I loved the feeling.
- Dogs
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- Nov 07, 2020
Investigators have discovered that dogs can laugh, which can't be too big of a surprise.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you're at the Comedy Store or the Laugh Factory or the Improv, even two minutes helps. You never know who might be in the audience.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've definitely had my share of calls where I just laugh. Someone came to me once and wanted to do a signature Hawk cologne. I was like, 'Of what? Sweaty pads? Am I wringing out my pads into a little perfume bottle?'
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
You will all laugh and say I wouldn't have a chance, but I would knock Andre Ward out - or I will outbox him. He is a pound-for-pound great, but I can match him on the inside, and he has never fought anyone who could do that.
- Spirit
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- Nov 07, 2020
You can't instruct an audience to laugh, but what you can do is read well and understand the spirit and subtleties, if there are any, in the dialogue.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing. Like if you tripped or stumbled and people go, 'Oh, that's Charlie Chaplin.' You know what I mean? You can't own a joke. You can be the guy that tells it the best, but you can't own a joke. Nowhere can you own a laugh.
- More
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've always wanted to do a real comedy. I haven't done enough, and it seems silly not to do more, considering the fact that people tend to laugh at me.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was informed yesterday that there's a Twitter account for my laugh. Very hard to get used to things like that. Pretty amazing.
- Evil
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- Nov 07, 2020
Ever since I was a little kid, I used to love doing the evil laugh: 'Mwahaha!' I could really do it! And there's a little bit of that inside everybody. Still, as a kid, it was like my favorite thing.
- Forget
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- Nov 07, 2020
The difference between an optimist and a pessimist? An optimist laughs to forget, but a pessimist forgets to laugh.
- Keep Going
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- Nov 07, 2020
People go to YouTube to laugh, and as a YouTuber, your job is to figure out a niche and feed people what they want to see. Now that I know what kind of stuff people want to see, then I will keep going down that road and creating videos that are going to make people laugh.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
All I mean is, I'm not the kind of audience comedy directors want at a test screening because I seldom laugh, and if I do, it's not very loud. That doesn't mean I don't like the movie.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
Somewhere around the fifth or seventh grade I figured out that I could ingratiate myself to people by making them laugh. Essentially, I was just trying to make them like me. But after a while it became part of my identity.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm particularly bad at breaking if something's funny. I'm not professional, so I do often laugh, but less at what I do and more often at what other people do.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
Sometimes laughing isn't the best judge of what's funny, 'cause I think there's a lot of things that are really funny that don't make you laugh, that don't make you physically, audibly make a noise, but is something that is much more powerful than that.
- Better Way
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- Nov 07, 2020
As a kid I was short and only weighed 95 pounds. And though I was active in a lot of Sports and got along with most of the guys, I think I used comedy as a defense mechanism. You know making someone laugh is a much better way to solve a problem than by using your fists.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I figure you're only here for a matter of moments. Ever since I was a kid watching movies I've always wanted to make people laugh or have some sort of emotional reaction.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I would get ill before going onstage - something about getting in front of people, and if they don't laugh, I'm a bomb. I got over it when somebody laughed.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
It always ended up that they said, 'Tony, are Frosted Flakes good?' And he would laugh and say, 'Good? Why, they're great.' And I said, 'Well, we've gotta do something with the word 'great' to make It explode. It has to really knock the packages off the shelves.'
- Nobody
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- Nov 07, 2020
Nobody will laugh long who deals much with opium: its pleasures even are of a grave and solemn complexion.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I want to put concepts in front of people that make them laugh or smile or even hate what I do. I'm not interested in just putting clothes in stores.
- Sacrifice
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- Nov 07, 2020
Let others laugh when you sacrifice desire to duty, if they will. You have time and eternity to rejoice in.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
My eyes are different sizes, my nose is too broad at the bridge and squishes up when I laugh, and my lips are sorta funny when I smile.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I find it wonderful when people live, love, and laugh again.
- Power
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- Nov 07, 2020
When someone can, on a worldwide level, make someone laugh, that's power. A lot my heroes - Eddie Murphy, Will Ferrell, the Wayans, Adam Sandler - they get it. And I've always felt that Andy Samberg is the future of comedy.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
Transforming a line like that makes it into a belly laugh instead of a laugh against us.
- Energy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think that Americans find the Australian humour and the energy of Australians very refreshing - we are quite self-deprecating, we're light-hearted and can have a laugh.
- Magic
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- Nov 07, 2020
People do not come to a Penn & Teller show to see a magic show. They just don't. They come to see weird stuff that they can see no place else, that will make them laugh and make the little hairs stand up on the backs of their necks.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
About the best thing an actor can do when all is said and done is to make people laugh.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've never been that guy who says, 'Ooh, I have to play King Lear'. First off, that'd be a disaster anyway. I tend to read something and see who's involved, and then know I want to be part of it. But I don't think I'm through with comedy. I still love to make people laugh.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have, like, two and a half years of failed jokes that I know I wouldn't repeat, but I certainly have no comprehension of what definitely works. And the only gauge that I can go by is, 'This makes me laugh,' and is joyful... I like to, if possible, do things that people can enjoy and it doesn't take anybody down.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love my iPhone - I've actually gotten into games, and I find them really relaxing. Don't laugh at me, but I have 'Sally's Spa' - fantastic; 'Penguin Catapult' - it's great; and 'Word Solitaire' is my new favorite.
- Black
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- Nov 07, 2020
The thing about Black Eyed Peas is we're very humorous. All we do is laugh all day.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I laugh, cry, go for movies, eat popcorn. All these things are pretty relaxing for me.
- Men
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- Nov 07, 2020
I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020