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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Nov 07, 2020
I definitely do weird things every show.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
You go from nobody looking at you to people taking second looks. I remember really loving it - and then feeling so guilty for loving it. Like, 'That's gross, Kristen.' Also, telling myself it could go away at any moment, and I'd be so sad.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
I used to go to open mics in New York when I was starting out, and it was mostly just people who wanted an audience to look at them for eight minutes on a stage.
- Character
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- Nov 07, 2020
Being a correspondent on 'The Daily Show' is some combination of doing a character and doing stand-up. It's a juggling act to find a balance between being you and playing a role.
- Opportunity
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's not hard to be a woman in comedy as long as you're also a writer. You have to create your opportunity.
- Intelligence
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- Nov 07, 2020
The more women sit down and write something in a woman's voice for a woman, they more you'll see women in comedy because gender doesn't define sense of humor. Imagination and intelligence and perspective do.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I would love for people to know that the label 'feminist' is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
Bad improv happens with people who are inexperienced with each other and don't know the craft that well. But bad stand-up is something that could happen to someone at any level in their career.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
I would never bring a kid to a comedy show myself, but I have noticed that I can't stop other people from bringing their kids.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Animals in general have sparked a weird depression in me, because as much as I tried, I couldn't layer a personality over them. You know what I mean? I would stare at the cows, and I would sing to the cows, and they would always just look at me blankly.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I probably shouldn't say this about all animals, but at least the farm animals that I've hung out with, and even when I go to the zoo usually, they're like a blank slate. I guess that's why I like them. They're puppets, and you can imagine them being anything you want.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think it's great training for any comedian to start on cows. Because with cows, you expect them to be bored and just stare at you blankly. And that's exactly what you'll get at a comedy club. If you can toughen up with a cow audience, then you'll never be worried with a human audience.
- Losing
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- Nov 07, 2020