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- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
My parents are pretty religious, devout, but did they force it on me? No, I don't think so. I still think of myself as a Lutheran, just one who doesn't go to church.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your imagination - being alone is quite good for all that. You make up stories, talk to the animals, let them be an audience, a bunch of cows.
- Feel
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- Nov 07, 2020
Sometimes I try to sell shows with a female lead to networks, and that isn't something that's been a proven formula for them, so they reject it. I do feel like men get the funniest roles in movies.
- More
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- Nov 07, 2020
In high school, I was doing a skit for forensics and people started laughing, more than I was prepared to deal with. It was a surprise.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I would like to be known as someone who was really sweet but also knowledgeable in all areas of life.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I would be an actress for the rest of my life just because it's really relaxing. Writing is hard work, and stand-up is so stressful before you get on stage, but acting is a complete ensemble experience.
- Control
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm not really a control person, and I'm a big believer in collaboration. I like to have a friend.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
My style can't be held within a pixel medium. Like, it needs to be performed in a living, breathing space. People need to have all their senses ready to take on my comedy, and unfortunately, TV alienates at least their sense of touch, taste, smell.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
I definitely had a Paul Rudd crush. He's great.
- Almost Everything
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- Nov 07, 2020
I loved 'Burning Love,' and I really do love almost everything Paul Scheer touches.
- He
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- Nov 07, 2020
'Rock of Love' with Bret Michaels was fun. He's a lovable guy.
- Nov 07, 2020
Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love the idea that I have the power to look for the projects I can put myself into, but I'm still at that level of just being happy to have a job.
- Home
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- Nov 07, 2020
I just really like people, and being a freelancer can be lonely during the day, when you're at home trying to write anything you can. 'Flight Of The Conchords' was so wonderful because I had a family for two years.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
I never really saw myself as a standup comedian. I always just thought of myself as someone who used the eight minutes or 10 minutes she was allotted and had a blast.
- Nov 07, 2020
I definitely do weird things every show.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
You go from nobody looking at you to people taking second looks. I remember really loving it - and then feeling so guilty for loving it. Like, 'That's gross, Kristen.' Also, telling myself it could go away at any moment, and I'd be so sad.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
I used to go to open mics in New York when I was starting out, and it was mostly just people who wanted an audience to look at them for eight minutes on a stage.
- Character
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- Nov 07, 2020
Being a correspondent on 'The Daily Show' is some combination of doing a character and doing stand-up. It's a juggling act to find a balance between being you and playing a role.
- Opportunity
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's not hard to be a woman in comedy as long as you're also a writer. You have to create your opportunity.
- Intelligence
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- Nov 07, 2020
The more women sit down and write something in a woman's voice for a woman, they more you'll see women in comedy because gender doesn't define sense of humor. Imagination and intelligence and perspective do.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I would love for people to know that the label 'feminist' is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
Bad improv happens with people who are inexperienced with each other and don't know the craft that well. But bad stand-up is something that could happen to someone at any level in their career.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
I would never bring a kid to a comedy show myself, but I have noticed that I can't stop other people from bringing their kids.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Animals in general have sparked a weird depression in me, because as much as I tried, I couldn't layer a personality over them. You know what I mean? I would stare at the cows, and I would sing to the cows, and they would always just look at me blankly.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
I probably shouldn't say this about all animals, but at least the farm animals that I've hung out with, and even when I go to the zoo usually, they're like a blank slate. I guess that's why I like them. They're puppets, and you can imagine them being anything you want.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think it's great training for any comedian to start on cows. Because with cows, you expect them to be bored and just stare at you blankly. And that's exactly what you'll get at a comedy club. If you can toughen up with a cow audience, then you'll never be worried with a human audience.
- Losing
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- Nov 07, 2020