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Last Updated on May 30, 2021

Comedy
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Nov 07, 2020

I'm not hurting anybody. Comedy's all about innuendo. I'm putting it out there just like anybody else.

Needs
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Nov 07, 2020

Occasionally a roast master needs to get out of Dodge.

Look
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Nov 07, 2020

I think Jersey stands alone, and because I'm from Jersey, I never make fun of where people are from. I'll make fun of what they look like, but I'll never make fun of where they are from. Jersey is special.

Courtney
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Nov 07, 2020

I'm a big fan of Courtney Love. I love Hole and I love her acting and I love her attitude. I just hope I never meet her in a dark alley.

Enough Money
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Nov 07, 2020

You don't mess with Oprah. She has enough money in her left pocket to have me killed.

Keep
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Nov 07, 2020

If you keep looking backwards, you don't go anywhere.

Funny
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Nov 07, 2020

I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.

Jealousy
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Nov 07, 2020

When I see a good singer, I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because all comedians are frustrated rock stars. That's a fact.

Nov 07, 2020

With everybody having a Facebook and a Twitter, I feel like regular people consider themselves stars. It's a live, real-time upload of every time we buy a pair of socks, the most telling sign that we're losing our politeness. When you know everything about somebody, you can talk to them any way you please.

Being
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Nov 07, 2020

When I first started doing these roasts in the mid '90s, they were a lost art, like jousting or calligraphy. But I feel like roasts help tame the room and let off steam... It's like it's all being handled by professionals.

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