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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Dog
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
- Money
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- Nov 07, 2020
According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.
- Magic
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- Nov 07, 2020
Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
- Hope
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- Nov 07, 2020
Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner.
- He
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- Nov 07, 2020
More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and he has as many as six mistresses. No wonder Congress is reluctant to take action against this guy - he's one of their own.
- Fat
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- Nov 07, 2020
For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!
- Behind
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- Nov 07, 2020
Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal injection. But they also went on to say that the patient would have to be really, really behind on payments.
- Down
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- Nov 07, 2020
The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most.
- Night
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- Nov 07, 2020