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- Nov 07, 2020
Irritating Quotes
Quotes on small annoyances, awkward moments, and public criticism.
These irritating quotes lean into discomfort with humor, from banjos being oddly irritating instruments to the sting of having flaws pointed out by a Beautiful Girl in one evening.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Beautiful Girl
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- Nov 07, 2020
It was irritating to have one's physical shortcomings pointed out quite so plainly twice in one evening, once by a beautiful girl and once by a dying badger.
- Day
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- Nov 07, 2020
On a single day, I read articles where I was described as being alternately 'lanky,' 'pudgy,' 'doughy,' 'balding,' 'utterly forgettable,' and 'constantly irritating.'
- Matter
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- Nov 07, 2020
We scientists have an obsession with unification, a grand synthesis. And dark matter is an irritating missing piece.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I express things through characters because I have a fear that my own voice is irritating because that's been said to me.
- Nov 07, 2020
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
- May
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- Nov 07, 2020
Since it is necessary to grant six million Filipinos their rights, so that they may be in fact Spaniards, let the government grant these rights freely and spontaneously, without damaging reservations, without irritating mistrust.
- Mad
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- Nov 07, 2020
Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?
- Illusion
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- Nov 07, 2020
Pick a theme for your material, and stick to it for the entirety of the piece. The repetition of certain key phrases, however irritating they may sound, will give your set rhythm, and the illusion of structure.
- Job
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- Nov 07, 2020
Prolonged, indiscriminate reviewing of books is a quite exceptionally thankless, irritating and exhausting job. It not only involves praising trash but constantly inventing reactions towards books about which one has no spontaneous feeling whatever.
- Guise
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- Nov 07, 2020
This modern mania for interfering in other's lives, usually under the guise of health and safety concerns, is highly irritating and counterproductive. Down with the nanny state.
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- Nov 07, 2020
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
- Most
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- Nov 07, 2020
Every actor-performer says this, and it sounds so irritating, but I'm not the most outgoing person.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020