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- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Nov 07, 2020
To generalize is to be an idiot.
- Mustache
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- Nov 07, 2020
I cannot pull off a mustache. It's like threading a needle, because most of the time, I'll look like a complete idiot.
- Men
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- Nov 07, 2020
One of the big conversations I'm trying to have onstage right now is that to be pro-woman, you don't have to be anti-man. Saying all men suck makes you look like an idiot. And it's not helpful.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
I try not to get involved in the business of prediction. It's a quick way to look like an idiot.
- Only
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- Nov 07, 2020
'American Idiot' is not only one of my favorite albums of all time, it's become an anthem of a generation.
- Lazy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I suddenly realised, hey, I'm not a lazy idiot, I'm an idler! It's something to aspire to, it's part of the creative process! That's fantastic!
- Music
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was quite frustrated by school and found solace in going to the drama studio, doing stupid voices, and being an idiot. I then went to Guildhall School of Music and Drama and signed with a great agent in my third year.
- Mistakes
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a jerk, first and foremost. I don't know the answers. I'm an idiot. I make mistakes. I stick my foot in my mouth. I'm insensitive when I don't want to be.
- Debate
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- Nov 07, 2020
Bush is very clever. When the debate should have been about the deterioration of our cities and the lack of action by government, he sent in his idiot to make an outrageous statement about Murphy Brown.
- Nov 07, 2020
I'm an idiot.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
The reporter claimed he was going to write the article from my point of view. Instead, he made me sound like a little idiot. It made me never want to do another interview again.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I learned more in the rehearsals for 'The Letter' than I have ever dreamed of know in the theater as a critic. If it doesn't make me a better critic, I'm an idiot.
- Out
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- Nov 07, 2020
Someday they may cure MS, that idiot thing. It gets in there and they can't get it out.
- Feel
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- Nov 07, 2020
The culture used to move relatively slowly, so you could take aim. Now it moves so fast, and is so fluffy and meaningless, you feel like an idiot even complaining about it.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
- Freaked
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- Nov 07, 2020
People who got on their feet and freaked about were called idiot dancers. and nobody wants to be called an idiot dancer. But the whole idea of rock and roll is to get people off their arses - that's what it's about.
- Believe
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- Nov 07, 2020
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
- Feel
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's daunting doing something you haven't done before - you feel silly; you feel like a bit of an idiot.
- Genius
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was diagnosed with a severe temporal spatial deficit, a learning disability that means I have zero spatial relations skills. It was official: I was a genius trapped in an idiot's body.
- Genius
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I started out in the duck-call business, my college buddies would come in and say, 'Robertson, you have a college degree. What are you doing?' Then they drove away saying, 'What an idiot!' Thirty-five years later, they're saying, 'The sucker's a genius!'
- Nov 07, 2020
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
Bleaching my hair for Two Moon Junction... my hair was fried and I looked like an idiot.
- Live
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- Nov 07, 2020
I live right next to a grocery store and I don't know if it's the bachelor in me, but I just go in and shop for what I need for the day. I'm an idiot because I don't shop for the whole week. The check out clerks always crack jokes about the fact that I'm in there sometimes twice a day.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I got fired from a movie that ended up being called 'Windows,' which Gordon Willis, the cinematographer, directed. I got fired because he refused to cast Meryl Streep, who at the time was at Yale. I told him I thought he was an idiot, and he fired me.
- Knowledge
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- Nov 07, 2020
Wonder, connected with a principle of rational curiosity, is the source of all knowledge and discover, and it is a principle even of piety; but wonder which ends in wonder, and is satisfied with wonder, is the quality of an idiot.
- Nov 07, 2020
Anybody who believes Yelp is an idiot. Most people on Yelp have no idea what they're talking about.
- Coffee
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- Nov 07, 2020
All coffee shops now have WiFi. Why bring a book when you could be wittily attacking some idiot columnist on Twitter, or responding to your date requests, or posting a picture of your foot? All of that is more gripping and immediate and social than books.
- Nov 07, 2020
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
- Face
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- Nov 07, 2020
Let's face it. Nobody predicted Trump. He's a fairytale nightmare that none of us could possibly have imagined. Shame on those 63 million who - especially those Obama voters who crossed over and voted, shame on them for putting this idiot in the White House.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
People thought I was an idiot, but I saw social networks were going to be more important, and it turned out to be true.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way.
- Easy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I would be an idiot to say comedy is easy, but it does come naturally. It never feels forced.
- Nothing
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- Nov 07, 2020
I’m a sports idiot - watching it, playing it, making conversation about it - I got nothing.
- Business
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- Nov 07, 2020
Go for a business that any idiot can run - because sooner or later, any idiot probably is going to run it.
- Day
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
Once you're able to look like an idiot and be OK with it, it opens up your potential.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
You only get one life so you might as well make it a happy one, and that's why I tend to just jump into things. I'm sort of a fearless idiot that way.
- Fearless
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- Nov 07, 2020
I consider myself a fearless idiot.
- Storm
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- Nov 07, 2020
Howard Dean is no longer the brilliant mastermind of the Fifty State Strategy that enabled the Democrats to storm the White House and Congress. He's the idiot wearing an ugly sweatshirt.
- Matter
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- Nov 07, 2020
Innocence is a pretty dangerous thing, you know. Revisit Dostoevsky's 'The Idiot' or, for that matter, Greene's 'The Quiet American' to find out how destructive it can be.
- He
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- Nov 07, 2020
That is the core of Trump. He is undoubtedly an idiot, but do not underestimate how good he is at that.
- Rest
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've actually seen guys who I considered relatively stupid college coaches, then go to the NFL, and sanctimoniously think they understand that something the rest of us couldn't perceive. They're an idiot before, they're an idiot now, and they'll be an idiot afterwords. It's mind-numbing.
- Doing
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- Nov 07, 2020
I personally hold Blair more responsible for this war than I do George Bush. The reason is, Blair knows better, Blair is not an idiot. What is he doing hanging around this guy?
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
The 'Bolton News' is the best place for online comments. They say I'm an absolute idiot and a communist anarchist. I was never an anarchist; I was a communist!
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was going to be valedictorian in elementary school, but I got into too many fights, and they made me salutatorian. I was smart back in the day. Now I'm just an idiot.
- Politics
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- Nov 07, 2020
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm not ashamed to look like a total idiot.
- Long
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- Nov 07, 2020
So long as readers keep reading and my publishers keep publishing, I plan to keep on writing. I'd have to be an idiot to be burnt-out in this job.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I had big teeth, and I was goofy. I probably used to mess with people too much. People were always trying to be cool, and I was just being goofy and an idiot. So whenever I would get picked on - which happened a lot - I would usually find a way to talk my way out of it or joke my way out of it.
- Deformed
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- Nov 07, 2020
There is no mistaking the dismay on the face of a writer who has just heard that his brain child is a deformed idiot.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
You can't get any movement larger than five people without including at least one flippin idiot.
- Job
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- Nov 07, 2020
When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.
- Girl
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- Nov 07, 2020
There was a girl in fifth grade that I had a crush on that joined drama club, so I joined the drama club because I'm not an idiot, and I was gonna hang with her.
- Handsome
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you're the handsome white guy, you tend to get cast as guys who are meant to be convincing in their jobs. What I've been fortunate enough to do, whether it's playing a certified idiot on '30 Rock' or a weirdo in 'Bridesmaids,' is play against that in a lot of ways.
- Gun
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- Nov 07, 2020
We are not saying that every idiot out there should own a gun - and there should be better background checks on guns. Not everybody should have the right.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I just said, casually, 'You know, I passed up on auditioning for Einstein.' And my friend was like, 'You idiot, you have to do it!' She made me do it. I sent the tapes off assuming that somebody would say, 'Ha ha, very funny.'
- Golf
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- Nov 07, 2020
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
- God
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- Nov 07, 2020
'God' - as revealed in his book of edicts and narratives is practically an idiot. He has nothing to say that any sensible person should want to listen to.
- Mentality
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- Nov 07, 2020
We've got this cultural mentality that you've got to be an idiot to be a farmer.
- Song
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- Nov 07, 2020
Any idiot who knows five chords can bang a song together. But it's probably going to be rubbish.
- Nov 07, 2020
When I become the village idiot, or at least, it starts to become a joke, you can't do that much longer.
- Doing
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'd been acting in Chicago since I came back after University, and I got a call from my agent saying, 'They're doing this revival of 'On a Clear Day,' and I actually auditioned when the team came through Chicago for the 'American Idiot' tour.
- Medicine
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- Nov 07, 2020
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
- Fool
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's an old Elizabethan idea. The fool is the only one who is allowed to make fun of the king because he is a fool. I can say whatever I want about anybody else because I'm just an idiot talking - I'm not insisting that I'm any smarter than anyone else. It's satire.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
The simple idiot's advice I give to screenwriters who say they want to sell a screenplay is, 'Write good.'
- Bedroom
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- Nov 07, 2020
As a young ma,n I was an absolute idiot. I think my exes would say I was a likeable baby. I had a teenager's bedroom when I was 32.
- Follow
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- Nov 07, 2020
Baseball is the favorite American sport because it's so slow. Any idiot can follow it. And just about any idiot can play it.
- Nov 07, 2020