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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
- Consciousness
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- Nov 07, 2020
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
- Conversation
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- Nov 07, 2020
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
I never met anyone who didn't have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
Nothing succeeds like address.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
- Children
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- Nov 07, 2020
Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
- Company
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- Nov 07, 2020
I must take issue with the term 'a mere child', for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020
To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
- Conversational
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- Nov 07, 2020
The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
- Conversation
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- Nov 07, 2020
Polite conversation is rarely either.
- Opposite
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- Nov 07, 2020
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
- Nov 07, 2020
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
You're only as good as your last haircut.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word - politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
- Children
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- Nov 07, 2020
Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
- Food
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- Nov 07, 2020