- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
Dog Quotes
On dogs, loyalty, and working hard enough to never dog it.
Dogs show up here mostly for comic effect, including a coach's blunt line about buddies and a joke about going on so many blind dates a free dog should be included. See also Dogs quotes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I believe that I was a dog in a past life. That's the only thing that would explain why I like to snack on Purina Dog Chow.
- Little
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- Nov 07, 2020
I would rather be beaten, and be a man, than to be elected and be a little puppy dog.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
No man who has not tried it can imagine what dreadful hard work it is to listen. Splitting gum logs in the dog days is child's play to it. I've tried both, and give the preference to the gum logs.
- Patriotism
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- Nov 07, 2020
When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!
- Embodies
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- Nov 07, 2020
Asher means 'happy and blessed' which embodies my eldest. Caleb means 'stubborn and tenacious dog' and I can't even tell you how much that is my little boy! It was a useful warning.
- Name
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- Nov 07, 2020
The first year I was on the show, it took an interviewer about 45 minutes to get it out of me that I even had a dog, and even then I wouldn't tell him the dog's name.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
Before I had my own restaurant, I was never top dog in the kitchen. I've always had a low opinion of myself as a cook.
- Doing
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- Nov 07, 2020
I reserve the right to tell shaggy dog stories or even common jokes as part of what I'm doing. I don't give a damn if half the audience walks out.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020