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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Nov 07, 2020
The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral.
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- Nov 07, 2020
We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours.
- Intelligence
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- Nov 07, 2020
The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?
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- Nov 07, 2020
Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.
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- Nov 07, 2020
President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.
- Doctor
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- Nov 07, 2020
Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?
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- Nov 07, 2020
No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage of him on TV saying that it's live. You know, it's like the same thing we do with Dick Cheney.
- Mind
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- Nov 07, 2020
Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are about 90% water.
- Brand New
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- Nov 07, 2020
Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard.
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said.
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- Nov 07, 2020