Home /
Quotes /
Dave Barry Quotes

Dave Barry Quotes

Most Famous Dave Barry Quotes of All Time!

We have created a collection of some of the best dave-barry quotes so you can read and share anytime with your friends and family. Share our Top 10 Dave Barry Quotes on Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest.

Last Updated on May 30, 2021

Golf
|
Nov 07, 2020

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.

Falling
|
Nov 07, 2020

The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

Forward
|
Nov 07, 2020

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.

Open
|
Nov 07, 2020

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

Business
|
Nov 07, 2020

Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.

Dies
|
Nov 07, 2020

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.

I Am
|
Nov 07, 2020

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.

Crawling
|
Nov 07, 2020

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.

Camping
|
Nov 07, 2020

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

Beer
|
Nov 07, 2020

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

don't Care
|
Nov 07, 2020

I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I generalize, I don't care.

Guys, we are trying to share Unique Dave Barry Quotes, so you will not get to read the same things again and again on our website. You can also share your favorites on Facebook or send them to a friend who loves to reading quotes.

Famous Topics

Top 10 quotes