- Crazy
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.
- End
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- Nov 07, 2020
My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
- Car
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- Nov 07, 2020
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.
- Old
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- Nov 07, 2020
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.
- Island
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- Nov 07, 2020
Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.
- Fat
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- Nov 07, 2020
American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.
- Fish
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- Nov 07, 2020
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins.
- Money
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- Nov 07, 2020
It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not spending their own personal money.
- Company
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- Nov 07, 2020
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires.
- Children
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- Nov 07, 2020
I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
- Person
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- Nov 07, 2020
Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020