- Important
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- Nov 07, 2020
Dad Quotes
The small stuff you inherit.
These dad quotes lean into small, specific memories — watching Monty Python over dinner, catching yourself sounding just like him mid-sentence, or joking that most of your audience is really just your father. For humor along the same lines, see our Jokes page.
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- Haul
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad had a small suitcase stuffed with photos, mementoes from wherever he'd traveled as a Royal Navy gunner. Not that he gunned very much, as it turned out. I'd haul it out and go through it time and time again.
- Brother
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- Nov 07, 2020
We've grown up watching Dad setting and breaking records - my brother Sam was born when Dad was halfway across the Atlantic, going after a record.
- Living
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- Nov 07, 2020
Dad was always working in the living room. There was no distinction between work and life - it was the same thing.
- Morning
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- Nov 07, 2020
We'd have Mick Jagger round for tea one morning or Janet Jackson wandering in, but I wouldn't have been aware of it. I didn't have a clue who anyone was. They were just dad's friends popping in.
- Green
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- Nov 07, 2020
I grew up in such a macho family. I had a former Green Beret for a dad, a mom who's really rough-and-tumble, and three very macho brothers.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
I pop gum. My parents get so annoyed with me. I know my dad wishes he never taught me how to do that.
- Home
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad was traveling a lot, but when he would come home and cook, he'd cook pizza.
- Mother
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad's family comes from the North, and my mother's family comes from somewhere around Carmarthenshire.
- Doughnut
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad thought I'd end up in the poorhouse or in doughnut shops with a bag full of reviews.
- Management
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- Nov 07, 2020
My mother works in a bank, and my dad is the head of my management team and also works in finance.
- Born
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was a mixture of being incredibly old for my age and incredibly backwards. I was born quite old, but then I stopped growing. I lived with my mum and dad till I was 30.
- Nov 07, 2020