- Day
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- Nov 07, 2020
Dad Quotes
The small stuff you inherit.
These dad quotes lean into small, specific memories — watching Monty Python over dinner, catching yourself sounding just like him mid-sentence, or joking that most of your audience is really just your father. For humor along the same lines, see our Jokes page.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Old
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was three years old. I had a go-kart that my dad had on a leash so I would not go too quick.
- Looking
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad had a huge influence. He's my idol, and I'm following everything he did, looking for something I can use myself.
- Mom
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- Nov 07, 2020
I would love to be a dad. There are plenty of comedians who have kids. But they're dads. Being a dad is so different from being a mom.
- Father
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- Nov 07, 2020
Because of my father, we are that Shining City on a Hill.
- Money
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- Nov 07, 2020
Given this voice, I know it does sound like I've come from money. But my dad was Canadian and my mum Hungarian, so it's not like I have some high-society, upper-class English background.
- Money
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- Nov 07, 2020
I went to quite a nice school as a kid, where everyone was quite posh, because my dad was making some money.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad gave me his camera, so I spent my childhood making movies with the kids in the neighborhood as actors.
- Problems
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have six brothers and sisters. My mother has six kids from two different marriages. And we would just sit around making fun of each other's dad, and all our dads had real problems.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
The most challenging part of being a dad is self-restraint. So often your instinct is to teach and tell. I am constantly reminding myself to listen to them.
- Father
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- Nov 07, 2020
A father's disappointment can be a very powerful tool.
- Orange
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was born in Orange County - in Santa Ana. My dad is from California. I was raised on the East Coast. My first two years were in California, but I claim East Coast. I'm sorry, I don't rep California.
- Church
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- Nov 07, 2020