- Nov 07, 2020
Dad Quotes
The small stuff you inherit.
These dad quotes lean into small, specific memories — watching Monty Python over dinner, catching yourself sounding just like him mid-sentence, or joking that most of your audience is really just your father. For humor along the same lines, see our Jokes page.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
Well my dad was a pretty good player at one stage and my two older brothers played golf as well. So there were always golf clubs flying around the house.
- Law
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- Nov 07, 2020
We moved around every winter. I don't know. Maybe my dad was, like, on the run from the law.
- Career
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad was career Army.
- God
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm just naturally quite toned. My dad was like a body builder, so I've got my dad's body. Not all of it, thank God.
- Person
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- Nov 07, 2020
To me I'm just a regular person going to the mall with friends, and now I'm in Forever 21 and I see this random group of girls staring at me and taking pictures. But now I usually have my dad, who is a really tall and intimidating person with me, so he's kind of my bodyguard.
- Place
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- Nov 07, 2020
I now go to my dad's grave to read scripts and learn lines. It's the most peaceful place. I go to see him, and it's fantastic.
- United
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- Nov 07, 2020
My dad grew up in Nicaragua in his teenage years, then immigrated to the United States.
- Nov 07, 2020
My dad's a journalist, and he travelled a lot when I was young. There is no way my mother could have done that.
- Government
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- Nov 07, 2020