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Last Updated on May 30, 2021

Funny
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Nov 07, 2020

I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.

Looking
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Nov 07, 2020

I don't see my show as a stepping stone to something else like some people, who get a job then have a foot out the door looking for their next job.

Nov 07, 2020

All they teach you in drama school is how to do stage fights and be a pain in rehearsals.

Moral
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Nov 07, 2020

If we are now holding late-night talk-show hosts to the same moral accountability as we hold politicians or clergymen, I'm out. I'm gone.

Rock
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Nov 07, 2020

I wanted to be a rock star.

Nov 07, 2020

Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one.

I Am
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Nov 07, 2020

I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host, then I guess I am, but in every other regard I resign my commission, I don't care for it.

Feeling
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Nov 07, 2020

I remember talking to someone early on after I was sober about how I suddenly felt awkward at parties. They said, 'Well, you're supposed to. Everyone feels awkward at parties.' It's an appropriate feeling to feel.

Creepy
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Nov 07, 2020

I'm not aware of having a creepy laugh, but apparently I do.

Cheney
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Nov 07, 2020

It's the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days you've got nothing to talk about and other days Dick Cheney shoots his lawyer in the face and everyone is happy.

Information
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Nov 07, 2020

Why do people do things that they fear? It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear.

Nothing
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Nov 07, 2020

I aim to please. I'm nothing if not a vaudevillian.

Know
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Nov 07, 2020

It's very interesting to know what people are doing while you're working on late-night television.

More
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Nov 07, 2020

I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.

Nov 07, 2020

I come from a very critical culture. You know the Scots. They're always saying: 'Oh, no. It will never work. You'll never amount to anything. You've got to know your place in the world.'

English Teacher
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Nov 07, 2020

I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.'

I Am
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Nov 07, 2020

I am probably a pseudo-intellectual.

America
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Nov 07, 2020

If Scotland and America go to war, I'm afraid I've already sworn in.

Hope
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Nov 07, 2020

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

Nov 07, 2020

I think I'm just someone that just tries to get by. I'm kind of - if it was during the Second World War, I'd be a black marketeer, I think.

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