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- Dawned
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- Nov 07, 2020
I got sober. I stopped killing myself with alcohol. I began to think: 'Wait a minute - if I can stop doing this, what are the possibilities?' And slowly it dawned on me that it was maybe worth the risk.
- Die
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm going to die.
- Nov 07, 2020
I realized women and humor were linked very closely.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
A friend of mine that I was in a band with started me on Kafka, which in turn led to Camus and Sartre.
- Joy
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- Nov 07, 2020
For me, comedy should have a certain amount of joy in it. It should be about attacking the powerful - the politicians, the Trumps, the blowhards - going after them. We shouldn't be attacking the vulnerable.
- Past
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think sometimes that people think brave means not being afraid, which of course it doesn't mean that at all. It means that you're afraid, but you move past that and do it anyway, do what you think is right.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've been running my whole life. Running into bars, running around the world. But when you have a child, you can't run. That was a revelation.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
I just do my thing and try each show to be more honest about why I am and who I am. It's quite tricky and actually nerve-racking to do that. It's kind of a happy train wreck.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.
- Pilot
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- Nov 07, 2020
My pilot's license. I'm proud of that.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's like, it's kind of like if you ever had a car and it was a bit of a clunker but you love it, that's my show. It's a bit of a clunker but I know where everything is and I like it.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
A lot of people come to L.A. looking for something. What I came here for, I realize now, is to be okay with myself.
- Night
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- Nov 07, 2020
Late night is no different than making a film, really, except that it's faster, and if you do a crap one, you can do a better one tomorrow. Writing a novel and doing stand-up - that stuff is very similar.
- Emails
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- Nov 07, 2020