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- Nov 07, 2020
Cow Quotes
Farmyard memories, climate facts, and a few unexpected laughs.
This collection begins with a self-sufficient upbringing spent tending a family cow among veggie gardens, then pivots to a surprising fact about agriculture's role in greenhouse emissions. Related reading sits under Animal quotes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Atmosphere
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- Nov 07, 2020
Agriculture is one of the biggest causes of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere. Cars? Planes? Trains? Nope. Cow farts.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I got older, it got harder because when kids get older, they get meaner, so I went through a lot of bullying and people calling me, like, 'zebra' or 'cow,' so it was really hard growing up.
- Clothes
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- Nov 07, 2020
Unfortunately, the greatest photographers don't pay extreme attention to the clothes. If they decide to put a dress in a bathtub or in front of a cow in the countryside with dirt everywhere, well, the dresses come back... ready to be put in the garbage.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes.
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- Nov 07, 2020
If a cow walked into this room, I'd probably walk out. I could milk it, but my dad never forced me to do a lot of chores like that, mostly because he loved doing it himself.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've done bingo halls and tents in front of 10 people with a cow mooing in the background. Doing that and then going to WrestleMania and the Superdome and wrestling in front of 80,000 people is night and day.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'd never heard of the 'Lord of the Rings', actually. So I went to the bookstore and there it was, three shelves of books about Tolkien and Middle-earth, and I was like, 'Holy cow, what else am I missing out on?'
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- Nov 07, 2020
If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and as quickly as possible and burned.
- Grow
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- Nov 07, 2020
The land is not in the least bit fertile and yet the cattle herds grow larger and larger. A cow represents capital investment here.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
At acting school people didn't speak like me. It was all received pronunciation - 'ow now brown cow.'
- Insurance
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- Nov 07, 2020
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull.
- Up
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- Nov 07, 2020
I grew up in a village of 12 houses. We had a well and a cow.
- Garden
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- Nov 07, 2020
I loved working with Renoir on 'The Southerner.' Oh, I loved it! I particularly loved when he had a scene with a cow going through a garden, and he wanted a little dog to come and bark at it and chase it out.
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- Nov 07, 2020
When one cow was found with BSE in 2003, many of our trading partners closed their borders to our beef.
- Farm
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- Nov 07, 2020