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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Health Insurance
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's a fun uphill struggle, making health insurance as a comedian, actor, and author. But it's hard to explain to people how I make a living. In New York, most people know enough creative types that I make some sense. But when I'm talking to someone like my suburban cousins or my mom's friends, it doesn't always go smoothly.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
As a stand-up, as a storyteller, as an improviser, I've done thousands of shows. They allow me to work out new material that might turn into something later. They let me keep my muscles sharp for when the rent-paying gigs do come along. They keep me sane.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I feel like a lot of performers' worst shows happened in Philly. There's something about that town.
- Grace
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- Nov 07, 2020
Shows are my saving grace. In between actual jobs, the only thing that keeps me sane is the knowledge that I can go up on stages.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
There are certain fundamental things that scream, 'I just moved to New York.' Things like eating cheesecake at Junior's or heading out to Coney Island to ride the Cyclone.
- Day
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- Nov 07, 2020
In late 2004, I left my much-maligned home state of New Jersey for the supposedly greener pastures of Astoria, Queens. I'd finally be in the mix, living off the subway line, able to go from audition to audition during the day and from late night show to late night show in the wee hours of the morning.
- Live
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- Nov 07, 2020
I had bedbugs in 2005. I felt like a leper. Worse than a leper. At least lepers had a colony they could go and live in with other people who empathized. I instead had friends stand up from tables and walk out of restaurants when I told them I had bedbugs, because they were afraid I'd transfer the bugs to them.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
The stereotype of New Yorkers is that we're people who avoid warm human interaction, we're always in too much of a rush to enjoy simple things, and that we're just generally rude.
- Human
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- Nov 07, 2020
Any notable moments spent on a subway usually do nothing more than expose human awfulness at its most pronounced.
- Glass
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- Nov 07, 2020
Public transportation is like a magnifying glass that shows you civilization up close.
- Done
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- Nov 07, 2020
In 2010, I was the star of a sitcom. It came and went pretty fast. But in the months from when I was cast in the sitcom through when it was done airing, my life did change remarkably.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
When my TV show was in production, dozens of women asked me out on Facebook. Some were shy about it; some were blatant. Some I knew, some were total strangers. But they went for it.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020