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- Nov 07, 2020
My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.
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- Nov 07, 2020
My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.
- Back To School
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- Nov 07, 2020
On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.
- Hard Time
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People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.
- New
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.
- Opportunity
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- Nov 07, 2020
Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.
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- Nov 07, 2020
My manager has a car payment, so I work every night.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow me, I'd have to get it all together, but I'd like to go on 'The Tonight Show' and do a set with no props. Or come out with a trunk and never touch it. Or come out with a clear trunk with nothing in it.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where did you get it?' 'I took it. How good is their Neighborhood Crime Watch if they can't even watch their sign?'
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think it's important for me, for my crew and for the audience to bring something new to each show. I have friends who have done the same act, word for word for word, for 20 years. I have a problem with that. I think the audience should see something new in each show.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.'
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