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- Nov 07, 2020
Bumper Quotes
Short lines, said like a slogan.
These bumper quotes mostly reference bumper stickers, from campaign slogans mocked for offering a bumper sticker fix to complex problems, to lighter phrases like "Miracles Happen."
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Peace
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- Nov 07, 2020
Anyone who has ever been privileged to direct a film also knows that, although it can be like trying to write 'War and Peace' in a bumper car in an amusement park, when you finally get it right, there are not many joys in life that can equal the feeling.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Whirlyball is only the most awesome sport on the planet! It's like bumper cars plus lacrosse meets basketball.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Supporting the troops has got to mean more than bumper stickers on pickup trucks, my friends. We need to give them what they need.
- God
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- Nov 07, 2020
Attributing to anything or anyone more good than God has attributed to them is not a positive move, nor does it mean that you have done them any good. A single grain of truth is preferable to a bumper harvest of false imaginings.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
A bumper of good liquor will end a contest quicker than justice, judge, or vicar.
- Better
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- Nov 07, 2020
President Obama's version of America is a divided one - pitting us against each other based on our income level, gender, and social status. His policies have failed! We are not better off than we were 4 years ago, and no rhetoric, bumper sticker, or campaign ad can change that.
- Equality
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- Nov 07, 2020
There are a lot of things that fit on a bumper sticker in terms of either liberty or equality or progress that when made more concrete just don't pan out.
- Bumper Sticker
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- Nov 07, 2020
People who are running for office mislead the American people by saying that there's a three-point plan or a bumper sticker kind of way of bringing down gasoline prices. The fact of the matter is that nobody can do that. The price of oil is set on the global economy. People who have looked at this closely and hard know that's the case.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
Magic happens, see. It's just like on those bumper stickers, the ones that say, 'Miracles Happen', or 'Jesus Happens'. I never really took those too seriously. I mean, they're bumper stickers. Yeah, yeah, I know what you're thinking. Miracles? Right. Jesus? Maybe. But magic?
- Bumper Sticker
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't much believe in bumper sticker characterizations of foreign policy.
- Parents
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- Nov 07, 2020
My parents are apolitical - no bumper stickers, no yard signs. They don't talk about politics.
- Bumper Sticker
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- Nov 07, 2020
A popular bumper sticker post-9/11, and pretty faded these days, proclaims drivers of the cars to be 'Proud to be an American.' It really should say 'Lucky to be an American,' for I doubt very much that the drivers had much say in having been born here, and are not old enough to have participated in the drafting of the Constitution.
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- Nov 07, 2020
'Cold Case Files' and similar shows do bang up business, which points to a certain thirst for details in the viewership, but it seems like all the news chat shows continue to force the myth that Americans can't stand detail and have no interest in an idea that can't fit on a bumper sticker.
- First People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm one of those who believe the bumper sticker: If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns. The first people who are going to be in line to turn in their guns are law-abiding citizens. Criminals are going to be left with guns.
- Nov 07, 2020
I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
- First One
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- Nov 07, 2020