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It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.
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I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.
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I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.
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You can't just yell jokes at people.
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I love Tinkle, it's really the most fun I've had in years.
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I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.
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In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around.
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As for Tenacious D, of course it could work as a full length movie; all it requires is a great writer and great director with an ability to think outside of conventional film comedy.
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Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about.
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- Nov 07, 2020
There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you feel that most of the country is in step with your views.
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I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
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I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.
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We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.
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I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry.
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The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.
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I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate.
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Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.
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I have no hesitation doing children's movies. Zero. And I don't even have kids.
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I'm of the mindset that most people who have kids are, which is, 'Hey, I want another me. I like me. I'm pretty cool, and I've got really great ideas, and the way I think is the right way to think. Let's put another one of me out there.' So I'll have kids one day.
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I think I'd be a really good dad. So perhaps I'm doing society a disservice by not having as many kids as possible.
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I'm pretty happy. I obviously have complaints about things, but for the most part, I'm on the above-average side of happy people.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Where my comedy really solidified was when Bush was elected. I couldn't understand how craven and crass he was, and how dumb other people were for electing him.
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If there are a couple of adjectives people use to describe me, anger is usually in there. I've never taken that as criticism. It's the way I naturally communicate. But I'm not faux-angry, like Lewis Black, or angry like a gun-toting crazy person. I'm just angry in a mild way - it's not like I'm going to do anything about it.
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