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Ideal
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Nov 07, 2020

I'm not that interested in other people, and I don't have any friends, so I'm not really the ideal candidate for Twitter.

Darts
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Nov 07, 2020

Darts is bad.

Enough
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Nov 07, 2020

Funnily enough, 'Shooting Stars,' that stupid little panel show, is the most influential thing we've done.

Joke
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Nov 07, 2020

There are quite detailed rules with sitcom. When people can leave scenes, act structure, joke rhythm. You can't not have a straight man.

Nov 07, 2020

A lot of comedians want people to listen to them. I don't think we've ever been that bothered about whether people would want to listen to us.

Enough
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Nov 07, 2020

We've ignored audiences all these years. We've just amused ourselves and hoped enough people would want to eavesdrop to make it all viable.

Nov 07, 2020

With everything, 'Shooting Stars' included, we'll just have some words on a card to prompt us - 'How would Rod Stewart die,' that kind of thing - and we'll just run with that idea, as if we were talking to each other, messing around. And I'm no scholar of these things, but I think that's what double acts should do, isn't it?

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Nov 07, 2020

In broadcasting, there's a lot of longevity offered to people like Griff Rhys Jones and Stephen Fry, who are polymaths more than comics. We're comics first and foremost.

Nov 07, 2020

I sometimes wonder, with the Oxbridge comics, the broadcasters seem to say, at some point, now I trust you to do a documentary, you can be the voice for a maths show, or whatever. I don't think we're ever considered in that way.

Nov 07, 2020

I don't think 'Shooting Stars' has ever successfully been replaced.

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