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Last Updated on May 30, 2021

Chicken
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Nov 07, 2020

I worked in a chicken factory, in a steel foundry, I worked on the bins for a year or so. It started as a summer job, but I stayed on because I liked it very much. I liked it that it made you very fit, doing all the lifting and that, so I could wear short-sleeved t-shirts, which I'd never been able to do before!

Love
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Nov 07, 2020

When I was about 13, I went to see this band called Free, who I'd never heard, and I just fell in love with them. I found my heroes. I stood at the front with my chin on the stage.

Life
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Nov 07, 2020

My shyness probably defined the first 30 years of my life, really. It's a crippling thing. It can be very lonely knowing that you've got things to say, but you daren't say them.

Home
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Nov 07, 2020

I played for Middlesbrough's youth team. At the age of 16, I went into a shed at the training ground and was told that they weren't signing me on, so that was the end of that dream. Football was my life. I played football when I got to school, football every break and football as soon as I got home.

Get
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Nov 07, 2020

I've started to get iritis, which affects the eyes. But I'm not going to give in.

Look
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Nov 07, 2020

Other people just look so comfortable with a book in their hands - I never feel like that.

Hate
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Nov 07, 2020

I hate dinner parties, you know, can't stand them. Friends don't bother inviting me any more, because they know I won't come. I could never think of anything to say between courses - it's a confidence thing, I suppose.

Brother
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Nov 07, 2020

I love 'Big Brother.' I adore it. What can I say. It just suits me fine.

Night
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Nov 07, 2020

I like having something I can watch every single night. It suits my habits.

Nice
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Nov 07, 2020

I saw Alan Davies on a show from the London Palladium and he did a nice routine about having kids or whatever. I couldn't do that.

People
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Nov 07, 2020

I want people to watch us and think, 'They're idiots. They're clowns,' I want them to watch us and think Tommy Cooper or Spike Milligan.

My Life
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Nov 07, 2020

There are a lot of famous people who started out with us and became stars and I wouldn't swap my life with theirs for one second.

Enjoy
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Nov 07, 2020

I get tempted to do a reality show because I enjoy them so much.

Doing
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Nov 07, 2020

We miss 'House of Fools' a lot. We always enjoyed doing that; it felt a bit like a different and fresh show for British TV, so we always feel attached to those sort of things.

Looking
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Nov 07, 2020

We've always been a slightly specialist interest, and as you get older, for specialist interest programmes I think broadcasters are probably looking for younger talent, really.

I Think
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Nov 07, 2020

I think 'the Mighty Boosh' are quite good.

Live
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Nov 07, 2020

I hate every moment of live performance.

Fresh
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Nov 07, 2020

We miss 'House of Fools' a lot. It felt a bit like a different and fresh show for British TV.

Cooking
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Nov 07, 2020

It's like cooks don't watch cooking programmes - I suppose maybe comedians don't watch comedy shows.

Doing
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Nov 07, 2020

When we first did 'Big Night Out,' there was no chance of someone doing a little show in a pub then being on telly. There was a little Oxbridge route in and an old-fashioned variety route.

Ideal
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Nov 07, 2020

I'm not that interested in other people, and I don't have any friends, so I'm not really the ideal candidate for Twitter.

Darts
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Nov 07, 2020

Darts is bad.

Enough
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Nov 07, 2020

Funnily enough, 'Shooting Stars,' that stupid little panel show, is the most influential thing we've done.

Joke
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Nov 07, 2020

There are quite detailed rules with sitcom. When people can leave scenes, act structure, joke rhythm. You can't not have a straight man.

Nov 07, 2020

A lot of comedians want people to listen to them. I don't think we've ever been that bothered about whether people would want to listen to us.

Enough
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Nov 07, 2020

We've ignored audiences all these years. We've just amused ourselves and hoped enough people would want to eavesdrop to make it all viable.

Nov 07, 2020

With everything, 'Shooting Stars' included, we'll just have some words on a card to prompt us - 'How would Rod Stewart die,' that kind of thing - and we'll just run with that idea, as if we were talking to each other, messing around. And I'm no scholar of these things, but I think that's what double acts should do, isn't it?

More
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Nov 07, 2020

In broadcasting, there's a lot of longevity offered to people like Griff Rhys Jones and Stephen Fry, who are polymaths more than comics. We're comics first and foremost.

Nov 07, 2020

I sometimes wonder, with the Oxbridge comics, the broadcasters seem to say, at some point, now I trust you to do a documentary, you can be the voice for a maths show, or whatever. I don't think we're ever considered in that way.

Nov 07, 2020

I don't think 'Shooting Stars' has ever successfully been replaced.

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