- Plant
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- Nov 07, 2020
Birthday Quotes
Quotes for candles, cake and one more year of life.
From witty one-liners to heartfelt reflections on getting older, this collection has a birthday quote for every mood and every person on your list. Need something punchier for a photo? Try our Captions page.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I had sort of had a 21st birthday when I was 17, 18 years old living in Japan. I had all of that stuff sort of happen earlier for me, which happens to a lot of people. My 21st birthday was just a little boring. Not a great story.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love photography. My boyfriend's got a great camera, which I bought for his birthday.
- Earth
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- Nov 07, 2020
My father was a legendary copywriter. He wrote 'Timex Takes a Licking and Keeps on Ticking.' He named Earth Day 'Earth Day.' It falls on his birthday, April 22. Earth Day, birthday. So the idea came easily.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
Facebook lets me be lazy the way a man in a stereotypical 1950s office can be lazy. Facebook is the digital equivalent of my secretary, or perhaps my wife, yelling at me not to forget to wish someone a happy birthday or to inform me I have a social engagement this evening.
- Gift
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think my first album was a gift for my birthday and a Faith Hill album; I loved her.
- Distribute
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- Nov 07, 2020
During our childhood, my sister and I had no birthday parties. We would take a packet of sweets to school and distribute it to our class-mates. That was it. We were not allowed to go to parties, either.
- Memory
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- Nov 07, 2020
My earliest memory is my parents forgetting my fourth birthday. My dad looked up from reading the paper and went, 'Oh my God!' So we went out, and I chose a red scooter.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
May it be long before the people of the United States shall cease to take a deep and pervading interest in the Fourth of July, as the birthday of our national life, or the event which then occurred shall be subordinated to any other of our national history.
- Hate
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- Nov 07, 2020
I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.
- Remember
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- Nov 07, 2020
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you catch me lying, it's probably because I'm about to surprise someone for their birthday, or hide away the specific details about a company getaway to a strange but amazing place.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020