- Nov 07, 2020
Birthday Quotes
Quotes for candles, cake and one more year of life.
From witty one-liners to heartfelt reflections on getting older, this collection has a birthday quote for every mood and every person on your list. Need something punchier for a photo? Try our Captions page.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Family
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- Nov 07, 2020
The first memory I have in the world is of death and tears. That is how I would mark the beginning of my life: the way people mark the end of one. My family had gathered at Papa Joe's house because Mam' Grace was slipping away, only I didn't register it that way. For some reason I thought that it was her birthday.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
- Boy
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- Nov 07, 2020
For my 9th birthday, my only wish was to eat like a farmer boy. I had devoured 'The Little House on the Prairie' book series and wanted to be like Almanzo Wilder, the protagonist of 'Farmer Boy,' one of the later installments in the 'Little House' series.
- Mom
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- Nov 07, 2020
I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday.
- Face
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- Nov 07, 2020
The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face - that's always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who's new.
- Hate
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- Nov 07, 2020
I hate birthdays. I hate birthday parties. I hate them. I don't know what it is, anybody's only got to come wafting near me with a piece of cake with a candle on and I break out in hives.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I got my first camera when I was 21 - my boyfriend gave it to me for my birthday - but at that point politics was my life, and I viewed the camera as a tool for expressing my political beliefs rather than as an art medium.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
My mom kicked me out a couple of weeks before my 18th birthday. I had a job for about six, seven months at a supermarket, and they fired me for being late.
- Parents
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- Nov 07, 2020
Ask any teenage girl to describe her perfect bedroom, and you'll get answers like 'a room with a private phone line, a place to hang out with friends, and for it to be way-cool and funky.' Ask parents the same question, and 'a locked door that opens on their 21st birthday' might top the list!
- Floyd
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- Nov 07, 2020
The first time I performed onstage was at church. Then I formed a rock cover band - Pink Floyd and Joan Jett. We'd play at birthday parties, since it wasn't exactly church material.
- Memories
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- Nov 07, 2020
Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It's all about the memories.
- Parents
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- Nov 07, 2020
I grew up doing all that stuff because I was obsessed with the '50s. I had sock hops for birthday parties. So I've always done The Twist and stuff. It was pretty natural and, with my parents doing it all the time, I'd just copy them. Not very pretty.
- Giver
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- Nov 07, 2020
Love the giver more than the gift.
- Conditional Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
It turns out I share a birthday with Jose Mourinho. He is exactly 10 years older than me.
- Girl
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- Nov 07, 2020