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- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
People who are bipolar, they kind of latch onto things that are fanatical sometimes.
- Hope
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was a 6-foot-tall 13-year-old who couldn't play basketball. I moved around all the time as a kid, and at each new school, the coach would say, 'He's the great white hope' - but I couldn't play ball. So my thing was jokes and characters and making fun of myself and being the 6-foot-9 Jewish guy. That was my way into show business.
- Because
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I became a stand-up because that was my survival.
- Game
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I'm not big on game shows.
- Good
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I love performing, and it's important that I do it at my own club, absolutely. It's good for me. It's good for business.
- Never
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I was a strange kid. I never really fit in; I was never comfortable in my own skin because I was a giant kid with no athletic ability.
- Never
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I'm out about my misogyny. Most men are misogynists, and most women are feminists. I work with a lot of women. They have their finger on the pulse of things. But women do things to other women that men would never do to other men.
- Men
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Men and women are like cats and dogs. I've learned more about myself from women. My comedy is based on this.
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I'm a large, bombastic type of windbag.
- Man
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There's a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.
- Humor
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Humor is healing.
- People
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It's fun to play people who are flawed.
- Life
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My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
- Love
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I love strong women, not only in life but in craft.
- Left
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It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.
- Our
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We don't take care of our teachers and our cops and our firemen. They should be at the top of our list.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life was a little upside down and I never felt comfortable.
- Funny
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But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and she can have her scrapbooking room or garden or whatever it is. But when everyone has what they want, it's not funny. There's no conflict.
- Happiness
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- Nov 07, 2020
You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift: happiness.
- Fear
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- Nov 07, 2020
Broadway was without doubt the hardest I ever worked in my life and the highest highs I've ever had as an actor. The unadulterated fear was on a level that was hard to explain.
- Marriage
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- Nov 07, 2020
I believe it's a real tedious hostage negotiation to have a marriage be what it is.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I come from the world of improv; I love any show or any vehicle that gives me an opportunity to be in the moment.
- Grateful
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- Nov 07, 2020
I feel very, very grateful. I'm a lucky guy, you need a lot of luck, and then when the cameras roll, you have to have this group of writers, directors, and actors that just gel, and it seems to literally be happening more and more.
- Children
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- Nov 07, 2020
Actually, I have my own charity that I started that helps supplement families with terminal children.
- Pressure
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I'm the type of guy that feels pressure when I have to order dinner. I'm just that type of guy but that's my fuel. I work well with pressure.
- Being
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It's like whether you're in a huge movie or you've just recorded an incredible album you've got to do the next thing, and that's part of being an artist.
- Bored
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I think I'm better wired for television. I love variety as far as a project. I'm easily bored and the schedule of a television show, it just keeps you going.
- Day
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You have a bad day at the office, four people know. You suck in a movie, everyone knows.
- Comedy
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I think you're born with a comedy gene, and you can't teach timing, and you can't teach satire, pathos.
- Business
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- Nov 07, 2020
Standup is really the only thing in the entertainment business that you do totally alone.
- Nov 07, 2020
I'm totally, totally into old Vegas.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
Athletics are not my wheelhouse because sports were mean to this uncoordinated kid growing up, a 6-foot-2 14-year-old who never could do a layup.
- Golden
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am so fascinated and taken by the Golden Knights.
- Captain
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've always wanted to play a coach in a movie, just to be the captain of anything in the pirate ship of my bathtub.
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