- Kid
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- Nov 07, 2020
Birthday Party Quotes
Lighthearted lines on cake, guests, and childhood parties.
These quotes recall birthday parties from childhood memories to modern guest-list chaos, including invitations sent to hundreds of "closest" friends. See more in our Friends quotes.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
In the world of online invitations, nothing is sacred. People will invite all 500 of their 'closest' friends to their birthday party - and 485 of those people will RSVP 'yes' without intending to show up.
- Girl
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- Nov 07, 2020
I just have to attend someone's birthday party or go out for dinner with someone else for us to be in a relationship. That's not going to stop me from socialising, but tell me, which girl would want to be with a guy who goes to bed early and gives more importance to the gym?
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
Even when I was a kid, I had a good thing with kids. To this day, if I go to a birthday party with one of my kids, I swear to you, I am so much happier hanging out with my kids and their friends than talking to the grown-ups.
- Birthday
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- Nov 07, 2020
I suddenly realized how much I loved her when we attended Alfred Hitchcock's 75th birthday party last August. There was something magical about that night, and it made me see how much she really meant to me.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
I had the worst birthday party ever when I was a child because my parents hired a pony to give rides. And these ponies are never in good health. But this one dropped dead. It just wasn't much fun after that. One kid would sit on him and the rest of us would drag him around.
- Birthday
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- Nov 07, 2020
Having a Mary Poppins-themed birthday party when I was 5 - all my friends went in dresses, and I went as a chimney sweep. I was a real tomboy.
- Dinner
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- Nov 07, 2020
The summer of 2002 at the Wilson birthday party I met Van Dyke again and I made plans to have dinner with him.
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm trying to get the record that I made at my birthday party last year, trying to get that out, and the lawyers are diddling around with it and it probably won't be out until next year. I don't know.
- Bowie
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- Nov 07, 2020
I actually had the pleasure of meeting David Bowie at his 50th birthday party in New York City. I handed him the cassette of 'Eight Arms to Hold You,' which I had just got an advance of that day. He very graciously thanked me and tucked it into his jacket pocket.
- Character
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- Nov 07, 2020
Friends and family do not believe you write fiction. They truly believe that every word you write is either autobiographical or based on them. I once had a character say that she never wanted to be invited to another children's birthday party, and I never received another children's birthday party invitation ever again.
- Birthday
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- Nov 07, 2020
There are probably about 50 comedians who would come to my 50th birthday party but I'm not sure how many of them would come to my funeral.
- Believe
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- Nov 07, 2020
I dated a guy for over a year who lied about his age the entire time. I found out after the fact and couldn't believe it! I even threw him a birthday party for the wrong age... I couldn't get over how hard he had tried to keep it a secret!
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to it like a birthday party when you're a kid. You think something wonderful is going to happen.
- Children
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- Nov 07, 2020
I had arranged a birthday party for him and my children, who are all Aquarians. Instead, we got married. I ran out of excuses. It was just us and my children.
- Chance
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- Nov 07, 2020
My son had his eighth birthday recently and we had a chance to borrow the film and show it to all of his friends that was at his birthday party and they loved it. I was a little nervous. I said they might not even like it, and say his daddy's movie is wack, but they loved it.
- Day
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- Nov 07, 2020