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When 'Blue Collar TV' was on the 'WB,' we were their second-highest rated show, but they didn't know what to do with us. They had 'Reba,' which was number one, and we were number two, and they didn't want to be known as the hayseed network, so they kind of dropped us, even though we were pulling great numbers.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I can't count the number of times I've been sound asleep, woke up, and I was doing my hair.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was doing a bit that stupid people should be slapped. But the more I did it, the more I didn't like that connotation, the violence and all that. The more I thought about it, I thought they should just wear signs. And, man, it just took off.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't pick on people.
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The one thing people like about my show is it's universal. Everybody can relate to it. I think people enjoy going to a show and saying, 'Something like that happened to me.'
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a big animal fanatic.
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- Nov 07, 2020
As my wife says, I'll never fully retire, but it'll start to slow down. I'll continue to do the local gigs or go to Las Vegas. But I won't be going out to Ohio to play an Indian casino anymore. Those will probably go by the wayside.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love playing the bitter guy.
- Bill Cosby
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I come from a time when people like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby told stories that were devastatingly funny without being off-color.
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- Nov 07, 2020
No sooner my kids leave their friends than they start texting them. And it's all in code in a language I totally don't understand.
- Buyers
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- Nov 07, 2020
In syndication, the biggest buyers are car dealerships.
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