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If you're just a nice guy - you don't let people walk on you - but if you're just a nice guy and treat people right, good things happen.
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's a reason God didn't give me this success in my 20s, because I'd have blown it.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.'
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's fun being Bill Engvall.
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Left to my own vices, all I would own is a Corvette, and it would be broken down.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'd like to see the Amazon rainforests before they're all gone, and also the Galapagos - that's another one I'd like to do. I'd love to go diving in those areas. Basically, places, like, that are kind of going away, and I'd like to see them before they all become condos and high-rises.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Europe has such an expansive history.
- Music
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- Nov 07, 2020
I travel fairly lightly because you have to these days. I always take a laptop and an iPod so I can watch movies and listen to music. And my Gameboy. That's a good time-killer.
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I drove up on the set one day, and they'd put up a sign that says 'The Bill Engvall Show,' I stood there for 20 minutes just staring at it. The director, James Widdoes, came up and said, 'What are you doing?' And I said, 'Look at this! There's my name on a stage door in Hollywood!'
- Family
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- Nov 07, 2020
My goal is for 'The Bill Engvall Show' to be a show the networks look at and say, 'Ooh, maybe we should get back to the family sitcom.'
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- Nov 07, 2020
You know as well as I do that the family sitcom was the stalwart of TV for God knows how many decades.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.
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- Nov 07, 2020