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- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
If you're just a nice guy - you don't let people walk on you - but if you're just a nice guy and treat people right, good things happen.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's a reason God didn't give me this success in my 20s, because I'd have blown it.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say, 'I'm stupid.'
- Bill
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's fun being Bill Engvall.
- Down
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- Nov 07, 2020
Left to my own vices, all I would own is a Corvette, and it would be broken down.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'd like to see the Amazon rainforests before they're all gone, and also the Galapagos - that's another one I'd like to do. I'd love to go diving in those areas. Basically, places, like, that are kind of going away, and I'd like to see them before they all become condos and high-rises.
- Expansive
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- Nov 07, 2020
Europe has such an expansive history.
- Music
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- Nov 07, 2020
I travel fairly lightly because you have to these days. I always take a laptop and an iPod so I can watch movies and listen to music. And my Gameboy. That's a good time-killer.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I drove up on the set one day, and they'd put up a sign that says 'The Bill Engvall Show,' I stood there for 20 minutes just staring at it. The director, James Widdoes, came up and said, 'What are you doing?' And I said, 'Look at this! There's my name on a stage door in Hollywood!'
- Family
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- Nov 07, 2020
My goal is for 'The Bill Engvall Show' to be a show the networks look at and say, 'Ooh, maybe we should get back to the family sitcom.'
- God
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- Nov 07, 2020
You know as well as I do that the family sitcom was the stalwart of TV for God knows how many decades.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's funny: people who meet me say, 'I thought you'd be different.' But I'm still the same guy.
- Collar
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a blue collar guy.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
I came out of the mall one day, and a guy was standing there with a coat hanger in his window, and I couldn't stop myself. I asked the stupid question. 'You lock your keys in the car?' 'Nope, just washed it, gonna hang it up to dry.'
- Leave
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- Nov 07, 2020
A lot of times you go to a concert, and when you leave, you don't know anything more about the act then when you got there.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
When 'Blue Collar TV' was on the 'WB,' we were their second-highest rated show, but they didn't know what to do with us. They had 'Reba,' which was number one, and we were number two, and they didn't want to be known as the hayseed network, so they kind of dropped us, even though we were pulling great numbers.
- Doing
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- Nov 07, 2020
I can't count the number of times I've been sound asleep, woke up, and I was doing my hair.
- More
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was doing a bit that stupid people should be slapped. But the more I did it, the more I didn't like that connotation, the violence and all that. The more I thought about it, I thought they should just wear signs. And, man, it just took off.
- Pick
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't pick on people.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
The one thing people like about my show is it's universal. Everybody can relate to it. I think people enjoy going to a show and saying, 'Something like that happened to me.'
- Big
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm a big animal fanatic.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
As my wife says, I'll never fully retire, but it'll start to slow down. I'll continue to do the local gigs or go to Las Vegas. But I won't be going out to Ohio to play an Indian casino anymore. Those will probably go by the wayside.
- Guy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love playing the bitter guy.
- Bill Cosby
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- Nov 07, 2020
I come from a time when people like Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby told stories that were devastatingly funny without being off-color.
- Language
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- Nov 07, 2020
No sooner my kids leave their friends than they start texting them. And it's all in code in a language I totally don't understand.
- Buyers
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- Nov 07, 2020
In syndication, the biggest buyers are car dealerships.
- Every Day
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- Nov 07, 2020
I am feeling older every day.
- I Am
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have been passed over on some things because people didn't think I was edgy enough. But the people who took those gigs are gone now, and I am still here.
- Dream
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- Nov 07, 2020
I dream of acting with Kevin Costner. I would love to do a movie with him. Not something funny, but a dramatic role.
- Got
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've really got no complaints.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
To be honest with you, I still eat whatever I want. It's all about portion control. I still love pizza, but instead of eating half, I eat a slice.
- Fish
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- Nov 07, 2020
I eat fish, chicken, vegetables and other healthier foods. I do love a great steak.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
Now people live into their 90s and beyond. As long as I have quality of life, I'm good.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love to laugh, and laughter is one of my favorite things. When you have a really good laugh, you feel great afterwards.
- House
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- Nov 07, 2020
My belief is that if we take away that right to bear arms, the only people that are going to have them are... the ones breaking into your house.
- Guns
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think you can ban guns if you can just pull the trigger and 60 bullets fire out.
- God
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- Nov 07, 2020
There's a lot of things I believe in this world. I believe in God, I believe in the United States of America, and I support and believe in the Second Amendment.
- Hunt
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- Nov 07, 2020
I used to hunt and fish.
- Find
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like to hang on to cars. I'm not one of these guys that goes flipping cars all the time. If I find a car I like, I stick with it.
- Nov 07, 2020
My favorite road trip ever is when my wife and I took an RV around the country. We just had the best time.
- Better
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- Nov 07, 2020
America loves to watch people growing and getting better.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020