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- Nov 07, 2020
Carnegie Hall is as good as they say it is. It's not like Stonehenge which looks great in books but then you go there and it's a pile of rocks next to a highway. There's actually a highway right next to it, but you don't see that in pictures.
- Dave
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- Nov 07, 2020
Working on the Dave Chappelle show was amazing.
- Night
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- Nov 07, 2020
The first night you walk down to a comedy club, at least for me, I had my voice, and then I went on stage and I lost it.
- People
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I have this weird sort of Gemini thing where I can really be empathetic and a loving person. But if you piss me off, I can be one of the meanest, most sadistic people.
- Humor
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- Nov 07, 2020
My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.
- Live
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- Nov 07, 2020
I used to think you had to live this miserable life and that that would make you funnier, but you don't. The misery will come. The misery will find you.
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You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It was one of the few things in my life that I knew I was going to be able to do, and I also felt as though I'd be able to do it the way I wanted to do it.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Being a stand-up comic, this isn't a stepping-stone for me; it's what I do, and this is what I'm always going to do. And even if I do a TV show, the only reasons to do a TV show is to get more people to know me to come out to my stand-up shows.
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- Nov 07, 2020
Podcasting is great. Total freedom.
- Favorite Part
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- Nov 07, 2020
My favorite part of podcasting is running my mouth for an hour. The only time I don't like it is when I'm off. Then that hour feels like a day and a half.
- Dark
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've been guilty of being in the writers' room and going too dark; other people have gone too wacky and zany.
- Family
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- Nov 07, 2020
For us, a lot of the cartoon and crazy stuff on 'F Is for Family' is tertiary characters; it happens on the television in the show. We try to keep whatever problem the Murphy family is dealing with rooted as much as we can in reality.
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- Nov 07, 2020
You have to show up at 7 in the morning and be on like it's 9 at night. It's a skill. Some comics run from it, and they hate doing it, but the comics that are pros understand how important it is, and they get good at it.
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- Nov 07, 2020