- Jealous
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Did you ever spell a word so bad that your spell check has absolutely no clue what you're trying to spell? What do you end up getting, you end up getting, like, a question mark. You got a million dollars of technology just looking back at you like, 'You got me, buddy. Which is pretty amazing because I have all the words.'
- Comic
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- Nov 07, 2020
Patrice O'Neal is the best comic I ever saw.
- Knots
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I watch 'Breaking Bad,' my stomach is in knots.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously.
- Depression
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've battled with that type of stuff, but what I've found is that by doing stand-up, I've actually learned about depression and how to combat it. I don't have clinical, but I've definitely had my bouts with it.
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
The only time I get sick of making people laugh is when I'm in a non-writing-joke mode, and I just can't seem to come up with anything new that's funny. That's a tough place to be as a comedian.
- Humor
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- Nov 07, 2020
They say you don't want to meet your heroes, but those two guys, you do want to meet them, because they do not disappoint. Walken has this amazing sense of humor, and Pacino is like just a sweetheart of a guy.
- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was in NYC during 9/11; it happened on a Tuesday, I was on stage Thursday. It was a small crowd, but it took about 10 days and comedy clubs were packed.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
You have to understand how bad I wanted to be a comedian, how much I loved doing it. I still can't believe I get to do this for a living and have people come up and want to see me.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
I still remember the first gig where I got people going, it was Rascals in New Jersey, and the place was packed. I was scared. People were expecting me to be funny. I gotta be honest, every time I walk into a club, it's that same fear.
- Parents
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- Nov 07, 2020
My parents have a ridiculous work ethic; my dad just works, works, works, works, works. I think it would be hard to find a guy who's logged more hours than that guy.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like finding stuff that I suck at and trying to get better. So I'm taking classes, getting myself comfortable in an acting scene. You've got to work out those ticks. For instance, standing up used to be really hard for me. I act much better if I'm sitting down.
- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
You start in bars and then restaurants, then you want to get into comedy clubs where you feature, then you headline, and once you sell out clubs you're into theaters. I've been able to get there, and it's cool to do that.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
Like most comics, I tried to come up with a sitcom idea that was based around my life. And it didn't work out. But maybe because it didn't work out, that's why I ended up on 'Breaking Bad;' I don't know.
- Drive
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- Nov 07, 2020
Everyone should just drive out to the Mojave Desert and just experience it, and it's a fun place to live.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
If I can sell out clubs and theaters and play dirtbags in movies, and get blown up in a car or get the crap beat out of me in a movie, that's good for me; I'm good.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
Carnegie Hall is as good as they say it is. It's not like Stonehenge which looks great in books but then you go there and it's a pile of rocks next to a highway. There's actually a highway right next to it, but you don't see that in pictures.
- Dave
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- Nov 07, 2020
Working on the Dave Chappelle show was amazing.
- Night
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- Nov 07, 2020
The first night you walk down to a comedy club, at least for me, I had my voice, and then I went on stage and I lost it.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have this weird sort of Gemini thing where I can really be empathetic and a loving person. But if you piss me off, I can be one of the meanest, most sadistic people.
- Humor
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- Nov 07, 2020
My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.
- Live
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- Nov 07, 2020
I used to think you had to live this miserable life and that that would make you funnier, but you don't. The misery will come. The misery will find you.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It was one of the few things in my life that I knew I was going to be able to do, and I also felt as though I'd be able to do it the way I wanted to do it.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Being a stand-up comic, this isn't a stepping-stone for me; it's what I do, and this is what I'm always going to do. And even if I do a TV show, the only reasons to do a TV show is to get more people to know me to come out to my stand-up shows.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
Podcasting is great. Total freedom.
- Favorite Part
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- Nov 07, 2020
My favorite part of podcasting is running my mouth for an hour. The only time I don't like it is when I'm off. Then that hour feels like a day and a half.
- Dark
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've been guilty of being in the writers' room and going too dark; other people have gone too wacky and zany.
- Family
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- Nov 07, 2020
For us, a lot of the cartoon and crazy stuff on 'F Is for Family' is tertiary characters; it happens on the television in the show. We try to keep whatever problem the Murphy family is dealing with rooted as much as we can in reality.
- Hate
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- Nov 07, 2020
You have to show up at 7 in the morning and be on like it's 9 at night. It's a skill. Some comics run from it, and they hate doing it, but the comics that are pros understand how important it is, and they get good at it.
- Live
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- Nov 07, 2020