- Jealous
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Did you ever spell a word so bad that your spell check has absolutely no clue what you're trying to spell? What do you end up getting, you end up getting, like, a question mark. You got a million dollars of technology just looking back at you like, 'You got me, buddy. Which is pretty amazing because I have all the words.'
- Comic
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- Nov 07, 2020
Patrice O'Neal is the best comic I ever saw.
- Knots
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I watch 'Breaking Bad,' my stomach is in knots.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
I love doing radio, and I love doing stand-up, obviously.
- Depression
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've battled with that type of stuff, but what I've found is that by doing stand-up, I've actually learned about depression and how to combat it. I don't have clinical, but I've definitely had my bouts with it.
- Laugh
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- Nov 07, 2020
The only time I get sick of making people laugh is when I'm in a non-writing-joke mode, and I just can't seem to come up with anything new that's funny. That's a tough place to be as a comedian.
- Humor
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- Nov 07, 2020
They say you don't want to meet your heroes, but those two guys, you do want to meet them, because they do not disappoint. Walken has this amazing sense of humor, and Pacino is like just a sweetheart of a guy.
- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was in NYC during 9/11; it happened on a Tuesday, I was on stage Thursday. It was a small crowd, but it took about 10 days and comedy clubs were packed.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
You have to understand how bad I wanted to be a comedian, how much I loved doing it. I still can't believe I get to do this for a living and have people come up and want to see me.
- Funny
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- Nov 07, 2020
I still remember the first gig where I got people going, it was Rascals in New Jersey, and the place was packed. I was scared. People were expecting me to be funny. I gotta be honest, every time I walk into a club, it's that same fear.
- Parents
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- Nov 07, 2020
My parents have a ridiculous work ethic; my dad just works, works, works, works, works. I think it would be hard to find a guy who's logged more hours than that guy.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like finding stuff that I suck at and trying to get better. So I'm taking classes, getting myself comfortable in an acting scene. You've got to work out those ticks. For instance, standing up used to be really hard for me. I act much better if I'm sitting down.
- Comedy
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- Nov 07, 2020