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- Nov 07, 2020
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- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think people are quite refreshed with politicians who aren't concerned with what Arctic Monkeys track they like, but with the day-to-day, dull business of politics.
- Nov 07, 2020
I have sold stuff door-to-door, but not doors.
- Lonely
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- Nov 07, 2020
There is something very poignant about plastic bags. These lonely plastic bags that gradually disintegrate.
- Head
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I was 15, I went to see the Stranglers at Bath Pavilion. I saw Jean-Jacques Burnel take off his bass and whack a skinhead over the head with it because he gave a Nazi salute. I thought: 'This is brilliant!'
- Getting
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- Nov 07, 2020
In my twenties, I floated around for years, doing the odd theatre job but mainly leading a hedonistic lifestyle, getting intoxicated in plenty of different ways in plenty of different places.
- Knowledge
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- Nov 07, 2020
As I get older, I have a very strong urge to know about stuff. I want to learn the names of trees and birds; that's the sort of knowledge I want to pass on to my son.
- Eyes
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- Nov 07, 2020
At yoga you get some sense of spiritual space so that people don't intrude. You can go there and close your eyes and no one will talk to you. People are too worried about not fainting to bother with some bloke who was on the telly.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
Comedy is an indoors thing, so I take every opportunity to go outside. A lot of that involves finding places that are remote, or places where you can look at birds, or do mountain biking or paddle boarding or walking.
- Ascribe
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- Nov 07, 2020
One of the things I do really appreciate is that my audiences tend to be a wide range of ages and backgrounds, and I ascribe that to putting in the hours.
- Nov 07, 2020
If I'm a national treasure, does that mean I'm like the Elgin Marbles and will get repatriated at some point?
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
The worst thing is when people try and take pictures surreptitiously. I always say, 'Look, you can ask me for a photograph. You will get a much better one than just the side of my face.' Sometimes they just run off. They can't cope.
- Everything
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- Nov 07, 2020
All kinds of things have gone into my shows - cajun and rock bands, Bollywood, Kraftwerk tributes, effects and so on. As long as it services the comedy, everything is up for grabs.
- Future
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- Nov 07, 2020
I realised that the 'future' is different to how I imagined it. When I was a kid I thought it would be a bright, shiny Tomorrow's World. It isn't.
- Doctor
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- Nov 07, 2020