- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
Beer Quotes
Light lines about beer, bands, and downtime on the road.
Touring musicians describe beer less as an indulgence than a small daily ritual, something checked on the bus alongside everything else that keeps a tour running. This collection gathers those casual, lighthearted lines. Related reading lives on the Drink quotes page.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Hair
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- Nov 07, 2020
I do condition my hair with honey and beer. I smell like the bottom of a beer barrel for days afterwards, but it's very good for the hair.
- Gatekeepers
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- Nov 07, 2020
They say you don't want to know how sausage is made. Book coverage is like sausage in that way: better not to know exactly how the gatekeepers of mainstream media choose which books to crown as must-reads each season - just swallow it down with a cold beer and call it a night.
- Down
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- Nov 07, 2020
I simply went down there to catch up with an old mate of mine, who owns the place. He's the one who wrote the book on the place, but no, no movie, just a beer.
- Sad
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- Nov 07, 2020
I just did an interview where I was asked whether I drink beer or whisky, and I was sad to reveal that I'm pounding spring water.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
I was utterly without worldly ambition because I knew that all that was needed for a rich, full life was a few shillings a week with which to buy SF magazines and beer.
- Drunk
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- Nov 07, 2020
I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane!
- Home
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- Nov 07, 2020
Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.
- Boy
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- Nov 07, 2020
Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
- Better
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- Nov 07, 2020
There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others.
- Moonshine
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- Nov 07, 2020
My playground is full of moonshine, mason jars, beer bottles, and bonfires.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I used to like beer, but it makes me feel slightly queasy.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.
- Drink
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- Nov 07, 2020