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- Nov 07, 2020
Beard Quotes
A shave of humor and history, one whisker at a time.
From a wartime lack of shaving facilities to reality-TV siblings comparing whose beard is tidiest, this set treats facial hair as both practical necessity and personal signature.
- Last Updated on Jul 30, 2026
- Guerrilla
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- Nov 07, 2020
How can I shave in the midst of guerrilla warfare? On battlefields, we have no facilities for shaving, and that was why I first grew my beard.
- Battle
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- Nov 07, 2020
Return to your friends and tell them that we came here with no peaceful intent, but ready for battle, and determined to avenge our own wrongs and set our country free. Let your masters come and attack us: we are ready to meet them beard to beard.
- Out
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- Nov 07, 2020
The older I get, the more grays are popping out. They're definitely all over my beard.
- Nov 07, 2020
I can't grow a beard.
- Drive
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- Nov 07, 2020
The basic thing a man should know is how to change a tyre and how to drive a tractor. Whatever that bearded dude is doing on the Dos Equis beer commercials sets the bar. That's your guy. Every man should be aiming to be like him. The beard is just the tip of the iceberg.
- Business
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- Nov 07, 2020
At the Harvard Business School, I really felt I had gained the ability to resolve difficult issues. But I also felt that I wasn't in the mainstream with my fellow students. During job-hunting season, for example, everybody shaved their beards for interviews. I thought, 'This is crazy.' So I grew a beard.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Peter Beard is one of those people I've known a long time. We have an affinity. We share certain values.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
There are 316 million people in the United States of America. About six million of them watch 'Homeland,' Showtime's thriller about world terror, paranoia, and bipolar disorder. That's about 2 percent of the population; roughly what the guy with the beard running on the Libertarian Party ticket gets when he runs for Congress.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I not only loved studying theater, I loved being a theater major. It gave me an excuse to brood, to grow a beard, to wear black 'at' people. I didn't just want to play Hamlet, I wanted to be Hamlet.
- Dress
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- Nov 07, 2020
Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020