- Nov 07, 2020
Bald Quotes
Smooth-headed wit and wisdom.
This bald quotes collection ranges from playful lines about swapping looks for a movie role to the classic joke that experience is a comb life gives you once your hair is gone. It's part humor, part observation about how a shaved head is often read as a sign of confidence. See more in our Man quotes.
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- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
In 'Delhi Belly,' I was bald; in other movies I always carried a different look.
- Boxing Match
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- Nov 07, 2020
My husband and I went to Bald Head Island for our four-year anniversary. We spent the night in bed with champagne, tequila and Krispy Kreme doughnuts and watched a boxing match on Showtime.
- Born
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- Nov 07, 2020
We're all born bald, baby.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Because I'm a bald, dim-witted writer, people think I couldn't possibly be her husband, so they occasionally confuse me for someone more glamorous. At O'Hare airport, a man asked if he could take Rebecca's photo. When I reflexively stepped away, he said, 'No, no, no. I want your picture too, Andre Agassi.'
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
As a bald man who happens to play golf, or a golfer who happens to be bald, I'll never know the pleasures of a golf visor.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
I've always had this nightmare of going back to the Kingdome and seeing myself waddle in bald, overweight, with a big belly hanging over my belt, and I just imagine people going, 'That's Steve Largent?'
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm glad to have shown myself able to do other things rather than people thinking, 'Oh, he'll just do the same as his dad.' Dad was a brilliant actor, but it just so happened he was five foot five and a half, fat and bald.
- Glasses
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm not recognised that much. I'm just a bald man in glasses and there's a rash of them in Dublin. It'd be different if I had a mohican.
- Fat
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- Nov 07, 2020
I realised you could become fat and bald as a director and still remain employable.
- Getting
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- Nov 07, 2020
The bad part about growing older is I'm going bald. The good part is my nose seems to be getting shorter.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Basically, they had asked me if I would shave my head or wear a bald cap. I said look, if you are doing a series for five years I would want to shave my hair because I would go bald with all the gum and glue from the bald cap.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I thought I was very pretty without hair. Naked, more honest somehow. No glamor, just bald old me. I seldom wore wigs or hats. But some people must have thought I was an exhibitionist or a religious fanatic.
- Hair
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- Nov 07, 2020
Our trademark asymmetrical hairstyle came about by accident. My sister was trying to get her beautician's licence, and I was her guinea pig. She permed my hair and didn't wash out one of the sides properly, so the whole right side of my hair was eaten out. After she washed it, I was half bald.
- Head
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- Nov 07, 2020