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- Nov 07, 2020
Baby Quotes
On endearment, new parenthood, and coming home.
Baby covers real emotional range here, from a playful moonlit endearment to the very real intention of bouncing back fit and strong right after having a child. Related: Family.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
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- Nov 07, 2020
In giving birth, I knew that I would have to take a break after I had a baby; I just didn't know that it would be, like, six weeks long. Taking a six-week break was a very big deal for me. I have never taken that long of a break from stand-up other than my honeymoon, which was 14 days long.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
My mom would put me in these preppy little suits and slick my hair to the side. I have these baby pictures of me where I'm this little preppy kid with a sweater tied around my neck.
- Dog
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- Nov 07, 2020
Babies smell amazing, but I'm not one of these women who smell a baby and go, 'I want one.' I see a dog over the field and go, 'I want one.'
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
My little girl, Anja, is really excited. We had a baby shower yesterday and she took the presents from everyone for me and was telling them, 'No, it's my baby.'
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't watch things like 'Jeepers Creepers' or 'Final Destination 53.' I really like more of the psychological thrillers, like 'Rosemary's Baby,' 'The Shining' and 'Don't Look Now.'
- Think
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- Nov 07, 2020
When I think of 'Instagram models,' I say you have to take baby steps. You cannot just walk straight onto the runway.
- Hurt
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- Nov 07, 2020
Blues means what milk does to a baby. Blues is what the spirit is to the minister. We sing the blues because our hearts have been hurt, our souls have been disturbed.
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- Nov 07, 2020