- Just
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Bread
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm always down to try a new burger, but Shake Shack is still my top. What makes them so special is for the bread they use Martin's potato rolls which is just the best hamburger buns ever.
- Music
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- Nov 07, 2020
I guess my music taste is pretty predictable: I like new indie rock stuff, older stuff.
- Food
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat. When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour.
- Hope
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- Nov 07, 2020
Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out and hope for the best.
- Friends And Family
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- Nov 07, 2020
Other than friends and family, my favorite things are New York and stand-up. I love doing comedy in New York - I can do way more stand-up here than in Los Angeles.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
Why would anyone get married and have babies? That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I've ever heard in my life.
- More
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- Nov 07, 2020
Even in my stand-up, there's a lot more positivity and enthusiasm rather than negative, I-hate-everything vibes.
- Cool
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- Nov 07, 2020
What's cool about Twitter is that you can make a joke about something very of-the-moment or random that I wouldn't be able to joke about in stand-up.
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
The whole idea of love is scary - so is being with someone for the rest of your life and being happy with them for the rest of your life. There's lots of research to suggest that, actually, love's not really that simple.
- Character
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's hard to really get that excited about movies. Think about it like this: how many good comedy movies come out a year? Maybe one or two? And then, in those movies, what are the chances that there's a character that I'm the best fit to play? It's really small!
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
With stand-up, I can have an idea, go down the street to a comedy club and work on it, flesh it out, book a venue, people will come, then film it. I do all that myself; I never have to answer to anybody.
- Job
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- Nov 07, 2020
Every single person, pretty much, is taught what they're supposed to do: go to school, get a job, find someone to love, get married, have kids, raise the kids, and then die. Nobody questions that. What if you want to do something different?
- Know
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- Nov 07, 2020
I know my fan base is a smart group of people.
- Interesting
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- Nov 07, 2020
With stand-up, it's more interesting to hear about people's failures than their successes.
- Being
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- Nov 07, 2020
Being a rapper is about being cool, but being a comedian, you're not supposed to be the coolest guy.
- Profession
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- Nov 07, 2020