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A tablet for every ache

These quotes treat aspirin as a household fix for nearly everything, from soaking one for a migraine to chewing it quickly during chest pain.

Last Updated on May 30, 2021

Feel
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Nov 07, 2020

The rule of thumb is, if you feel chest pains, chew on an aspirin to thin the blood rapidly.

Quotes by Steven Gundry

Music
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Nov 07, 2020

Pop music is aspirin and the blues are vitamins.

Quotes by Peter Tork

Nov 07, 2020

I have found that every family has a strange remedy for any situation - from 'Use Fantastic to get the scuff off your patent leather shoes!' to 'Soak an aspirin in a glass of water to get rid of a migraine.'

Quotes by Nia Vardalos

Good
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Nov 07, 2020

Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures.

Quotes by M. F. K. Fisher

Country
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Nov 07, 2020

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.

Quotes by John Barrymore

Better
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Nov 07, 2020

We protect aspirin bottles in this country better than we protect guns from accidents by children.

Quotes by Gloria Estefan

Annual
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Nov 07, 2020

Take charge of hidden, sneaky sources of chronic inflammation that can trigger illness and disease by wearing comfortable shoes daily, getting an annual flu vaccine, and asking your doctor why you're not on a statin and baby aspirin if you're over the age of forty.

Quotes by David Agus

A wry line notes an American lifetime supply can be gone in two weeks, while another pairs aspirin and aches together like a natural, ageless age-old companionship.

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