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- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.
- Distant
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- Nov 07, 2020
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
- Forget
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- Nov 07, 2020
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
- Grass
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- Nov 07, 2020
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
- Facts
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- Nov 07, 2020
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
- Everything
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- Nov 07, 2020
Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.
- Hope
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- Nov 07, 2020
I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?
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- Nov 07, 2020
Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt.
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points.
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- Nov 07, 2020
The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
- Nov 07, 2020