- Getting
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Cooking
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
- Feeling
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- Nov 07, 2020
We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.
- Comfort
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- Nov 07, 2020
The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment.
- Done
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- Nov 07, 2020
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
- Person
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- Nov 07, 2020
Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of.
- Old
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- Nov 07, 2020
I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.
- First Thing
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- Nov 07, 2020
As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.
- Dog
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- Nov 07, 2020
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
- Little
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- Nov 07, 2020
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.
- Copies
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- Nov 07, 2020
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.
- Business
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- Nov 07, 2020
The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.
- Dumb People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.
- Enough
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- Nov 07, 2020
The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's probably a good thing. We don't need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds. Some of the professionals are bad enough.
- Law
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- Nov 07, 2020