- Getting
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- Nov 07, 2020
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- Cooking
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.
- Feeling
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- Nov 07, 2020
We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.
- Comfort
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- Nov 07, 2020
The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort - the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing - the opening a wonderfully joyous moment.
- Done
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- Nov 07, 2020
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
- Person
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- Nov 07, 2020
Taxes are important. President Bush's tax proposals leave no rich person behind. Voters approve of President Bush helping the kind of people they wish they were one of.
- Old
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- Nov 07, 2020
I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.
- First Thing
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- Nov 07, 2020
As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.
- Dog
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- Nov 07, 2020
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- Good
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- Nov 07, 2020
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
- Little
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- Nov 07, 2020
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.
- Copies
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- Nov 07, 2020
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.
- Business
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- Nov 07, 2020
The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.
- Dumb People
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- Nov 07, 2020
Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.
- Enough
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- Nov 07, 2020
The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it's probably a good thing. We don't need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds. Some of the professionals are bad enough.
- Law
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- Nov 07, 2020
All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.
- Government
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- Nov 07, 2020
The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread.
- Much
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me.
- Distant
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- Nov 07, 2020
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
- Forget
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- Nov 07, 2020
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
- Grass
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- Nov 07, 2020
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
- Facts
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- Nov 07, 2020
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
- Everything
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- Nov 07, 2020
Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.
- Hope
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- Nov 07, 2020
I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don't return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn't want that to happen, would you.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn't surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?
- Hurt
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- Nov 07, 2020
Figure skating is an unlikely Olympic event but its good television. It's sort of a combination of gymnastics and ballet. A little sexy too which doesn't hurt.
- Game
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- Nov 07, 2020
I like ice hockey, but it's a frustrating game to watch. It's hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points.
- Game
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- Nov 07, 2020
The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account.
- Living
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- Nov 07, 2020
It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.
- Man
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- Nov 07, 2020
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
- People
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- Nov 07, 2020
We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
- Nov 07, 2020
Writers don't retire. I will always be a writer.
- Nov 07, 2020
A writer's job is to tell the truth.
- Like
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- Nov 07, 2020
I obviously have a knack for getting on paper what a lot of people have thought and didn't realize they thought. And they say, 'Hey, yeah!' And they like that.
- Go
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- Nov 07, 2020