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- Nov 07, 2020
You Quotes
Quotes that speak straight to you.
This collection gathers quotes framed around 'you' - from candid reflections on body image pressures passed down in families to observations about how humor can mask real vulnerability. Many touch on how what you know about yourself differs from how others perceive you.
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- More
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- Nov 07, 2020
Listen more than you speak.
- Live
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- Nov 07, 2020
In a live setting, the audience is trapped and can't leave. That really makes the audience be with you and laugh more because you're there.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
All my life I have been the guy who always says, 'Oh I think I read a thing about that and you know it's actually true about that is yada yada.' The reaction that I got when I would do that from people when I did that was not always good.
- Never
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- Nov 07, 2020
In philosophy you're never 100% sure. You're always undermining what you think you know. That's always been my philosophy and my intellectual ethos.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
In my moments of greatest hubris, I say to myself, 'Yes, you should be trying to change the world.'
- Giving
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- Nov 07, 2020
We don't claim to be infallible. I don't claim to be giving you truths from on high.
- Myself
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- Nov 07, 2020
Into the Breach' is a wonderful strategy game where you play that you are trying to stop an alien invasion. But of course, 'Zelda: Breath of the Wild' and 'Super Mario Odyssey' are just two of the most superlative games ever made, and so when I have time to completely lose myself in those, it's really, really a joy.
- Clothes
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- Nov 07, 2020
No one who hired Siegfried & Roy was shocked when they brought a tiger onstage. So you shouldn't be shocked if you book a comedian and she points out that the emperor has no clothes.
- Grad School
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- Nov 07, 2020
I wanted to go to grad school in philosophy... Nobody was like, 'You should!' You know, they were all like, 'you could?'
- Day
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- Nov 07, 2020
The idea that you must bathe every day is, to a certain extent, a manufacture on the part of the soap industry.
- Phone
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- Nov 07, 2020
Millennials are always on their phones and it's running their lives, but you know who is also on their phones? Moms and Dads and also some dogs... everyone is on their phone all the time.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
When you look back at the former Ring of Honor world champions, whether it be Daniel Bryan, CM Punk, Samoa Joe, Nigel McGuiness, the list goes on and on. These are the guys that built the lineage and importance of the Ring of Honor world championship.
- Nov 07, 2020
If I was to tell you that I don't want to have a Wrestlemania moment someday, I would 100% be lying to you.
- Matter
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- Nov 07, 2020