- Legend
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- Nov 07, 2020
You Quotes
Quotes that speak straight to you.
This collection gathers quotes framed around 'you' - from candid reflections on body image pressures passed down in families to observations about how humor can mask real vulnerability. Many touch on how what you know about yourself differs from how others perceive you.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Graduation
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- Nov 07, 2020
North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't know what it is to love the way they love-they would jump off a bridge for me. I can't do that. I can only say, I owe you.
- Nov 07, 2020
If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
- Limits
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- Nov 07, 2020
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
- Nov 07, 2020
I dazzle you with that footwork.
- Home
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- Nov 07, 2020
Everyone should have cancer one time - then you'd know that other things aren't important. The guy that gives you the finger at the stoplight don't mean nothing anymore. You come home and something's cold, or you didn't get something in the mail. Big deal. You want to get up every day and see your family and your friends.
- Job
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- Nov 07, 2020
WCW wasn't what I thought it should be. I thought it could be better. I would make suggestions, but nobody would want to hear them. They think you want their job. Please. It would be easier doing their job because they're used to doing nothing.
- Heart
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- Nov 07, 2020
Everybody thinks I'm at death's door, but I'm not. There's nothing seriously wrong with me, and my heart is in 100 percent working order. Anything else you may hear is a damn lie!
- God
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- Nov 07, 2020
Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And on that note, I'll say goodnight. God love you.
- Everyone
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- Nov 07, 2020
As a family comedian, it is so wonderful seeing everyone from kids through to grandparents being entertained by you.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
You can look at that by comparing Medicare's growth rates to the private insurance world, to the other Federal programs that we run, by looking at the billions of dollars, not millions but billions of dollars, we waste every year.
- Look
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- Nov 07, 2020
I'm too old to be humiliated on reality shows, and I don't want to look desperate. You won't see me on 'Big Brother' or in the jungle.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
Every day of your life is struggle. You are always struggling to achieve more and more. So one can never say, 'I am not struggling.'
- Government
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- Nov 07, 2020