- Farther
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- Nov 07, 2020
Wife Quotes
The partner who shapes everyday life.
Some of these come from people speaking plainly about who they married, others push back on how 'wife' gets used as a flat character label. For romantic Hindi verse instead, see our Shayari collection.
- Last Updated on May 30, 2021
- Nov 07, 2020
I was separated from my wife at the time. A lot of people think I wrote it about prison.
- Blonde Hair
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- Nov 07, 2020
I think my wife saw a picture of the rock group Journey, and they're kind of aging, and the one guy had dyed blonde hair with black roots, and... my idea was to get a little earring, I wanted to have a dangling earring.
- Only
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- Nov 07, 2020
Only towards the end of this process are any of the chapters in fully readable condition, a state of affairs that used to alarm my wife. But Joan's got used to it.
- Nov 07, 2020
I guess that's one of the benefits of being sick. Your wife lets you have a big-screen TV in the living room.
- Marriage
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- Nov 07, 2020
Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.
- Life
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- Nov 07, 2020
We know how powerful our mother was when we were little, but is our wife that powerful to us now? Must we relive our great deed of escape from Mama with every other woman in our life?
- Love
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- Nov 07, 2020
The best kind of kinky sex is to have kinky sex with your wife or husband, the person you love.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
The things that make me saddest - when I got into my head - if anything were to happen to me, and my wife were to have to go to my kids and say 'Daddy's gone.' Worst thing I could imagine.
- Marriage
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- Nov 07, 2020
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.
- Difference
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- Nov 07, 2020
What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.'
- Me
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- Nov 07, 2020
Then, as if that's not enough, then they declare that my wife is Jewish or Serbian. Luckily for me, she never was either, although many wives are. And so on and so forth spreading lies.
- Excellency
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- Nov 07, 2020
I have just returned from Arenas and feel very tired. His Excellency loaded me with a thousand honours; I have painted his portrait and that of his wife and boy and girl with unexpected success, for other artists had been there previously and not been successful.
- Great
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- Nov 07, 2020
He that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune; for they are impediments to great enterprises, either of virtue or mischief.
- He
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- Nov 07, 2020