Marriage Quotes

Honest, sometimes funny, thoughts on staying married.

These marriage quotes skip the greeting-card tone in favor of something more candid — one compares divorcing without love to marrying only for it, another turns the wedding vow itself into a punchline. For a lighter spin on the topic, try Jokes.


One speaker names an outdated cultural attachment to marital tradition, while another credits an unconventional arrangement, two separate homes, for actually keeping a marriage intact. See also Family quotes or Prayers.