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Last Updated on May 30, 2021

Little
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Nov 07, 2020

Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.

Funny
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Nov 07, 2020

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

Nov 07, 2020

When turkeys mate they think of swans.

Hurt
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Nov 07, 2020

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

Control
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Nov 07, 2020

We're more effective than birth control pills.

Day
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Nov 07, 2020

My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.

Health
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Nov 07, 2020

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Grow
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Nov 07, 2020

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

Dead
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Nov 07, 2020

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

New
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Nov 07, 2020

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.

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