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Last Updated on May 30, 2021

Always
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Nov 07, 2020

I always have awkward relationships with the ladies for whatever reason. I don't know and so here we are. I was able to sort of take all of those terrible, terrible, terrible dates and turn them into a money making venture.

Nov 07, 2020

I've just grown a little disappointed with 'Muppets in the Old West', 'Muppets Under Water' and all these weird concept movies. I just want to go take it back to the early 80's, when it was about the Muppets trying to put on a show. That's what I'm trying to bring back.

Heart
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Nov 07, 2020

Kermit was the Everyman, the original Tom Hanks, but I have a special place in my heart for Fozzie Bear. The classic borderline hacky entertainer.

Better Looking
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Nov 07, 2020

I'm better looking in person.

Funny
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Nov 07, 2020

If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.

Goofy
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Nov 07, 2020

I've been 6'4" since I was 12. Goofy is somewhere in the lexicon.

Nov 07, 2020

I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!'

People
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Nov 07, 2020

I have a similar issue with people who hire me as I do with women. 'You have to have a particular taste to want to be around me. I have a slightly askew view.

Love
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Nov 07, 2020

You guys own the Muppets, and you're just kind of sitting on 'em. I really love the Muppets, and I think I know how to bring the franchise back.

Greatest
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Nov 07, 2020

Fozzie Bear has so many bear puns in this script - like, 'Trac is grizzly!' 'This is unbearable!' It's the greatest.

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