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Last Updated on May 30, 2021

Ignorant
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Nov 07, 2020

I try to be as ignorant about things as I can.

Money
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Nov 07, 2020

It's better to waste money than time. You can always get more money.

Kids
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Nov 07, 2020

Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids.

Gay
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Nov 07, 2020

Growing up in Kentucky, I used to hang out with four running buddies as a kid - 6, 10, and 11 years old. Two of them would later come out, and so 50 percent of my friends as a kid were gay.

Life
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Nov 07, 2020

If you are for freedom and equal rights, which we hear a lot of talk about these days, then you have to include the LGBTQ community in that. And if you're not willing to put your time where your mouth is, then I don't know quite what you mean by commitment in your life.

Just
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Nov 07, 2020

Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

Nov 07, 2020

If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer.

Know
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Nov 07, 2020

You'd think after 8 years of things called 'The Patriot Act' and 'No Child Left Behind' they would know that we have figured out the 'Call it what it ain't' PR ploy by now, but... um... no.

Nov 07, 2020

Vegas has the Whitman's Sampler of audiences. They come from all different places, so you have to do some crowd psychology. You have to find the heartbeat of the room. It doesn't shift my jokes, but it shifts my timing and my attention.

Game
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Nov 07, 2020

Most 'reality' shows aren't reality at all. They're game shows with no prize. Like 'Rock of Love.' His aren't genuine feelings. Then again, Bob Barker didn't really care whether or not you won the toaster. Sorry to shatter everyone's dreams.

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